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GenJaneu
What was the reason? What happened?

I've seen a couple guys get hit there for fun, & they kind of just bent over and laughed, it didn't seem that bad. But I've also heard that it can hurt so much they fall down & can't get up for like 20 minutes, cry, throw up, & stuff -- but I've never seen anything even close to that.

Have you ever hit a guy there for real? Why? Did it really hurt so much he couldn't stand up? How long before he could get up? Did you feel bad about it or was it funny?

Gen
Watttt
Nope...But Id like to kick a guy there..sounds fun laugh.gif
Eww
Yeah I have. He started groaning, lying on the floor. I felt bad, but fled, so I wouldn't get in trouble (:
S-Majere
I had a terrible habit when I was at primary school of kicking any lad that swore or used bad language in the nads. It fascinated me to stand there and watch them crumple to the floor.

Thankfully boys, I'm well over that. laugh.gif

I saw a guy being kneed in the privates during art class. He actually bent over and just dribbled all over the table and his work.
Elleusion
Lol. Once I randomly walked up to this guy and his back was to me so I told him to turn around and he's like, "why?" and I'm like just do it. I kneed him really hard in his nuts and then just walked away while he was on the floor. He came back later and tried to do the same to me... I just laughed
EddieV
I did once by accident I was aiming for the legs.
DoubleJ
QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Nov 28 2007, 06:26 PM) *
I did once by accident I was aiming for the legs.

Sure you were....
claudbaybay
QUOTE(Sulfur-in-K @ Nov 28 2007, 06:26 PM) *
I did once by accident I was aiming for the legs.


i do that all the time on accident laugh.gif
Stefanny
Accidents happen. I play around trying to kick their balls because they're mean to me, but then I end up "accidentally" kicking them tongue.gif

Ahahaha, but yeah. It's as bad as they say it is. Or at least it probably is. It's always funny to me, unless it's really serious. The guy's laughing too because everybody's laughing at him, but you knowwww; it always hurts no matter what! wink.gif
faded23
never have. i've backhanded a guy in the balls once on accident. I swing my arms when i walk and he shouldn't walk so dang close! gosh! ;]
Call911Quick
Ladies... it hurts. It's not like the pain where you get cut, or you break a bone. It's the kind of pain that runs deep through your gut, into your stomach, and stays there forever. It's an aching abyss of terror and agony.

Seriously tho, it hurts.
Watttt
T.T I hope to never be hit there
misoshiru
their balls exploded. and then so did he.





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EddieV
CHEAP SHOT!
Jennifer
Yeaaah. In Primary School I used to think it was fun. Like a game. Haha. Once I kicked this guy and he fell to the ground and started whimpering like a dog. At the time I thought it was really funny.. but it must've hurt like a bitch mellow.gif
GenJaneu
QUOTE(guilinger123 @ Nov 28 2007, 06:24 PM) *
Lol. Once I randomly walked up to this guy and his back was to me so I told him to turn around and he's like, "why?" and I'm like just do it. I kneed him really hard in his nuts and then just walked away while he was on the floor. He came back later and tried to do the same to me... I just laughed


Really, truly? Why did you do that? Just for fun, to see what would happen?

How did he react when you kneed him; how long was he down; how was he afterwards? He really never got revenge? It must have hurt.
misoshiru
why don't you just go kick a guy hard in the balls and find out?
MissHygienic
People who are willing to kick guys in the balls have absolutely no soul.
rosemary27
QUOTE(GenJaneu @ Nov 28 2007, 03:53 PM) *
What was the reason? What happened?

I've seen a couple guys get hit there for fun, & they kind of just bent over and laughed, it didn't seem that bad. But I've also heard that it can hurt so much they fall down & can't get up for like 20 minutes, cry, throw up, & stuff -- but I've never seen anything even close to that.

Have you ever hit a guy there for real? Why? Did it really hurt so much he couldn't stand up? How long before he could get up? Did you feel bad about it or was it funny?

Gen





holy shit! two days ago my freind phill and i were hanging around at school. n we were talking about how we would denfend ourself if something happened....and i did an example and i accidentially hit him to hard in balls...well it wasnt that hard but i guess his are "sensitive" and he was on the ground cussing...and i was like...shit shit shit....sry sry sry. and he was on the ground for like 5mins lol but then he got up and walked around...saying ow my nuts it hurt!!!!..-.- and dem my other guys freind were like...oooooo, come one man she didnt hit you that hard... he was like....i know but they are f**king sensitive!!! and i was like whistling.gif
Insurmountable
QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Nov 29 2007, 10:54 PM) *
People who are willing to kick guys in the balls have absolutely no soul.


laugh.gif I'm going to have to agree with that _smile.gif
silentriot
I play this game called 'cup check' with all my guy friends (they aim for my boobs though o.o) and I kicked one of them really hard... like I actually felt his ball sac and his face turned really red & he threw up... so I felt bad :P so I'm guessing it is extremely painful mellow.gif
cheerios
Well, I have my reasons. I mean I agree with what some peopel said before "People who are willing to kick guys in the balls have absolutely no soul." I used to agree, and then I was kinda be forced to do things agaisnt my will so he was open, so I went for it.

Last week my boyfriend was hit by a girl who is jealous that we are going out and not her with him so she kicked him and zomgz I wasnted to beat the h*ll out of her! He was on the floor, threw up, and was sweating like he just ran three miles. I felt so bad for him. While she stood their laughing I was being held back from hurting her really badly. Heh.
GenJaneu
To clarify, I have no strong desire to kick some innocent guy in the balls to just find out what would happen. I do have a desire to know what would happen if I needed to protect myself, and was forced to kick some guy in the balls. Would it just make him more angry and dangerous, or could it really incapacitate him enough so I could get away.

To the one who said I should just kick some random guy in the balls to find out what happens, I'm not really in to random violence.

It would be cool to know I could put him down that way if I had to, though. I'm so tired of feeling helpless at the groping hands of some pushy guy. That's why I asked this question in the first place. Can it truly incapacitate a big, strong, drunk a-hole, or would it just piss him off worse.

Jen.
S-Majere
^ Of course it would. I don't think being drunk would be any cushion to having your nads rammed three foot into you...
alreadyinuse
it's funny to see
Call911Quick
QUOTE(GenJaneu @ Nov 30 2007, 05:37 AM) *
To clarify, I have no strong desire to kick some innocent guy in the balls to just find out what would happen. I do have a desire to know what would happen if I needed to protect myself, and was forced to kick some guy in the balls. Would it just make him more angry and dangerous, or could it really incapacitate him enough so I could get away.

To the one who said I should just kick some random guy in the balls to find out what happens, I'm not really in to random violence.

It would be cool to know I could put him down that way if I had to, though. I'm so tired of feeling helpless at the groping hands of some pushy guy. That's why I asked this question in the first place. Can it truly incapacitate a big, strong, drunk a-hole, or would it just piss him off worse.

Jen.


If he's drunk, you're gonna need a bit of force behind your kick.
MissFits
^ not true. Even drunk guys feel it. My guy friends all play a game where they run around and sack tap each other at parties. It sounds really gay, but there is a reason behind it.
I kneed a guy in the balls when he was trying to have sex with me against my will in junior high. Man, I kneed him with full force and he puked. It felt SO f**kING good. He deserved it.
When I went to the High School I saw a couple in the hallway fighting. The (pregnant) girl had heard the guy was sleeping around and confronted him. He apologized, tried to hug her, and she kicked him in the balls so hard I heard it. It was priceless, that kid went home early that day. He totally deserved it, as well.
I don't promote doing it to just any guy, but I think both the guys I mentioned deserve a hell of a lot more than that.
deplorable
QUOTE(RogueVanity @ Nov 29 2007, 07:56 PM) *
Yeaaah. In Primary School I used to think it was fun. Like a game. Haha. Once I kicked this guy and he fell to the ground and started whimpering like a dog. At the time I thought it was really funny.. but it must've hurt like a bitch mellow.gif



god... i laughed at that.

ive accidently kick guys in the balls. one time i accidently kneed my boyfriend. opps. not i pretty sight, and i felt awful.
RawrBAM
Haha! Yes!
Loads Of Times!
It's So Funny!


There's this guy called Garry, And He's been hit in the balls so many times, i doubt he's gonna be able to have children.. =/
Ah well.


Apparently its like really bad,
like the feeling,
they say they feel like they go up into your stomach,
and makes them feel sick.. =/
technics
Yes, he cried.
SolisDeSoul
Umm, yes i have. Mostly in defense.

See I went out with my friends, and this guy kept tryin to talk to me, and I wasn't interested. I told him that. He was being annoyingly persistant, which turned into anger at being rejected, I guess. So he tried to grab me, my reflex and instinct told me to knee then slap. So he got kneed in the blass and slapped in the face.
What did he do?

Fall to his his knees sounding like a bitch while holding his face. . .in the middle of Hollywood and Highland.

Totally priceless.
ChangeofHeart
hitting them makes them really sick inside their stomachs and/or lightheaded.
DoubleJ
If a girl kicked me in the balls, she wouldn't like the reaction.
aznraver396
I've never actually KICKED them in the nuts, per se. Just..you know, nut taps, which aren't so bad, I guess. They kind of bend over or fall to their knees with this expression of thorough agony ripping through their face.
I'm sorry boys.
(Side note: the nuts are one of the reasons why I'd never date a really really built, testosterone-filled man. I might want to break up with him and if he refuses and abuses me, what would I do? I wouldn't know if I could hit him in the nuts because I wouldn't know if his nuts are either a) there or b) just too jacked to be damaged. No cheap shots one way or another. Lose-lose situation)
transcendentalism
QUOTE(cheerios @ Nov 30 2007, 02:23 AM) *
Well, I have my reasons. I mean I agree with what some peopel said before "People who are willing to kick guys in the balls have absolutely no soul." I used to agree, and then I was kinda be forced to do things agaisnt my will so he was open, so I went for it.

Last week my boyfriend was hit by a girl who is jealous that we are going out and not her with him so she kicked him and zomgz I wasnted to beat the h*ll out of her! He was on the floor, threw up, and was sweating like he just ran three miles. I felt so bad for him. While she stood their laughing I was being held back from hurting her really badly. Heh.


and you seriously aren't hunting her down?
what kind of person are you? f**k, if i knew that happened to someone's boyfriend that i didn't even know, i'd f**king kill the bitch. that's just a sick thing to do.

no, i haven't ever kicked anyone in the balls. the only reason i would ever abuse a guy like that would be because he'd be trying to kill me or rape me... and that calls for keys in fist, and fist into balls.

then ankle cutting, then slicing behind the knees, then i'd knock that sucker out.

i'd probably get carried away and kill whoever it was though.

i'm not even kind of kidding.
jessieEROTIC
haha, i have once. i was at the movies with my bestfriend and her boyfriend. & he was being the biggest prick on earth, so i went to kick his leg but i "missed" and kicked him in the balls. he started rolling on the floor in agony & it looked like he was about to cry.

it was classic & hilarious.
...but mean, right ?
but i told myself i'd never "miss" ever again, because i felt bad.


thumbsup.gif
yrrnotelekktric
no, but i`ve ALWAYS wanted to. stubborn.gif
fameONE
If a guy gets kicked in the family jewels, he may have deserved it.

But thats no excuse for possibly ruining him as a man.

No, no, ladies. No, no.
MissCuppyCake
Ive kicked them there before and almost every time i did i felt really bad cuz i didnt mean to...

once i was swinging my legs and Sam came walking over i accidentally swung right in there...OUCH!!!

i felt soooooo bad
JokeInsideJoke
sorry guys, but it is so fu*king funny to see that happen to a guy, everyone always stops and laughs........poor guys.... :)
absinthe
Yeup. They crumpled like a broken accordion.
superficial
Yes I have kicked a guy in the balls and I don't regret it. That bitch deserved it. f**k him for calling me a man and harassing me. Not only did I kick his balls, but right after that I gave him a good slap in the face that left a red mark. He started crying after and I'm sure it hurted like hell. He stopped messing with me after this incident which is a good outcome from this situation. _smile.gif
ForgiveTheSinner
I kicked my friend there once in third grade.

We were in the lunch line and he made a bet with me that I wouldn't kick him there and so I did. Then I got in trouble cause the teacher was looking.
TheWinterBones
I kneed a guy between the legs in self defence. And I kicked another guy simply for being the bastard he was (I was younger then).
dumbie
yes.once.when i was on grade 7,but i forget what was his reaction.
x-hotchocbun-x
yeah

my brova

lol .. he was annoying me while watchin TV stubborn.gif

and i was really annoyed so i kicked him there

he went to the hospital for it

LOL

and wen he came bac

i was like

omg im so sooooorrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy
Sprague
I never had, because I feel a good kick in the balls should be with someone special, someone who deserved it.

I almost kicked my boyfriend in the balls twice -- and lord knows I've tried to knee at it as much as I possibly could. But then he'd move and I'd be sad. My ball kicking moment will be spared another few months or so. sad.gif
BillyShakespeare
Oh yes.
I hang out with guys all the time.
They know ceratin areas of my body are "off limits" as common decency would show.
One day, they dared each other to go there.
The first one got kicked down there.
Needless to say, he had to make a trip to the school nurse.
starsandhearts
yep :)
this guy smacked my ass and I had a reflex.
I kicked him there and he just fell and started to yell "holy shit she kicked my nuts" and " I swear to god that when I get up your ass is mines" stuff like that. :)

then I have a friend that adores jackass and jonny knoxville.
he paid me ten bucks to hit him in the nuts with a frying pan.
and three bucks to shoot him in the balls with a paintball gun XP.

I love my friends :D
Glamourouz
Yep, he left me alone & knew not to play with me once I say stop, enough is enough & then he dapped me up & said he got mad respect for me b/c I'm not like other girls and bs...I'm like blah yea, whateva...it was weird...but when I tell somebody I don't want to play, I mean it & if you keep on, I'll beat u or anything...I don't play with guys or anyone else for that matter when I dont want to be bothered
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