show soem of the jokes you find kinda like "*gasp* i cant belive people made that* example



its for fun purposes but if its closed then so be it.
*i barely noticed i spelled Related wrong.

lol.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!

how do you kill a bunch of mexicans at one time??
put a bomb in a swapt meet...

why do mexicans eat beans for dinner?
so they can take a bubble bath later

why didn't the mexicans take a second car?
because only 20 of them were going.

how do you start a riot in mexico?
drop a quarter in the street





ok, that's enough... i don't wanna do jokes on other races, because um yeah, i don't wanna seem racist, but i'm mexican, so i find these funny

how do you kill 200 flies at once?


hit an Ethiopian in the face.

btw... this is a very bad joke section... even though the stuffs are funnie... haha

lol yea, now i feel bad about putting those jokes on there... maybe this'll make me feel better:

What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge?
The bucket

How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, racists hate being enlightened

Why do racists compete with others on the basis of color?
Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose

i love you

what do you call a black priest?

holy s***

wow I kinda take the mexican jokes personally.... but wth they are kinda funny. lol *mary

i hate jokes like that

rofl.

I dont get that second one

Ms.ChubbyCheeks---> dont take them personally. i laugh at them cuz they might not be excatly true but if you bend it a bit it does seem true.

ji_cabinx---> thats alright

School_Boy---> i in my opinoin think that mexicans go to kmart alot. why its cheap.


this is cute in a way. it happened with my family not the exact way but close to it

hahaha that one was funny. rawr i would tell a joke but i dont' know any... =[

how do u make a mexican made ship sink???

u put it in water.
hahahahaha =D

LOL. these are hilarouss =)

My brother told me this one.

Q:"How do you make everyone asian?"
A:"Make them look up at the sky."


Don't get it?



Think of how people look when the squint. Haha. Yeah I know..but hey, I'm azn too. LoL.

rofl
some of these are funny

how do u sink a portgeuse submarine?
knock on the door

how many portgeuse does it take to screw on a light bulb?
1000- 1 to hold the light bulb in place n 999 to turn the house around n around

erm well mai fren kelli told me this. pplz mite not get it though
not sure if anyone would get this...

ha ha lol

IVE GOT ANOTHER ONE.
but dont hate.... im NOT racist.

there was an AMERICAN, and ARMENIAN, a CHINESE, and a MEXICAN in this airplane.
the plane was having trouble, and it was going to go down.
so the pilot says "everyone, grab whatever you have most in your country and exit out of the plane."
the chinese grabs his bag of rice and jumps out the door.
the mexican grabs his bad of beans and jumps out the door.
the american grabs the armenian and jump ou the plane...
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH =D

haha, is this lyk, "letz attack da mexicanz" day?

kool~

wut do u call 1000 black ppl jumpin out of a plane?

night

THESE ARE SO FREAKiN FUNNiE.

what do you call a smoking armenian?
harry potter
haha awwww. =O
;]

Where is the only place mexicans won't look for money?

Under a bar of soap

haha i heard that from my friend a reaLLy Long time ago .. but it`s stiLL funny

haha these jokes are kinda mean, but they make me laugh a lot, so... ^ ^

funny!!hahahaha!!!!

ok these two are really kinda mean, but dont hate me for it

Whats the difference between a Pizza and a Jew?
Pizza dont scream in an oven...

How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagan Beetle?
54 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 50 in the ash tray....

alright, don't make fun of my grandfather. he died in a concentration camp. he fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck.

- not true, but funny.


here's two i heard.

a black and a mexican get in a car. who's driving?
the police man.

what do you blindfold an asian with?
dental floss.

uLoVeMikeRoch-how SAD! haha poor jews.=[

sadolakced acid-HAHAH first asian one ive heard.. haha xO

how do you become like an asian?
-look up into the sun.

..im making fun of myself. =]

why are black people so fast?
cause all the slow ones in jail!

what should you never ask an italian?
"how'd your day go? (deigo)"

how come their are no racist jokes for honkeys?

What's the difference between a dead black person and a dead dog?
There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did God make paki's smell bad?
So blind people can hate them too.

and arab shek and his manservent come the US. The shek greatly enjoys the american food, except that it is too salty. so the shek constantly sends his manservent to fetch water. one time, however, the manservent comes back without water.
"a thousand sorrys, great shek. but... but... there was a man sitting on the well!"

why did the blonde college girl have sex with a mexican?

cause her professor told her to do an essay.

^ told to me by El Jeffe of NoFX

How do you know when you've been robbed by an Asian?
Your computer's gone, your homework's finished, and your dog's missing.

How does an Ethiopian(sp?) woman know when she's pregnant?
When the tampon she pulls out is half-eaten.

Uhmm..yeah.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

lol what do azn men do at an erection?

they vote






(erection/election)

haha the asian one is cute.

poor dog.. bo-shin-tang...

Why do Jewish men get circumsized?

'Cause Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.


A Jewish man with an erection runs into a wall. What runs into the wall first?

His nose.


100 white people running down a hill = avalanche.
100 black people running down a hill = mudslide.
100 Mexicans running down a hill = jailbreak.


What's the difference between a pizza and a Mexican?

A pizza can feed a family of four.


Dang, I know there's more that I know...ah, well, I'll edit when I think of them.