how exactly.. can one.. steal a kiss?


oh i should probably mention this is coming from a male's hands..

hmm good one. srry im not much help

ruffies

roofies.

i said steal a kiss, not rape.


creepy.

Just do it at a quiet time. Like, when you're both quiet, and obviously thinking about one another.
Make sure you're gentle. C:

movie theater.
step 1: put your arm around her
step 2: try to snuggle closer to her, but keep your eyes focused on the flim.
step 3: after some time, when both of you feel comfortable, start slowly getting closer to her face, but still eyes on the screen, make it subtle so she doesn't notice.
step 4: if it's a scary movie, and she goes "ah!" and puts her face close to your chest, neck, or wherever, say "hey," or get her attention and WHAM go for the kisser. OR if it's any other movie, just nudge her or get her attention and go for the kill.

THERE YOU GO, THE SECRET IN TAKING AWAY ONES KISS

if you are smart you will not listen to "advice" above.

I like how lots of people think the best place for a first kiss is in a theater. My guess is that the guy uses the length of the movie to stall, gather courage, etc. Then eventually he starts freaking out because the movie's about halfway over, so he finally does it and for the entire rest of the movie it's just AWKWARD because you're both thinking about it but can't say ANYTHING. All you can do is look at the screen, pretending to watch the movie, and say nothing. Great.

Seriously, try to stay out of the theater if you're nervous about kissing her. It's dark, you paid money to watch this movie, and you can't even talk without pissing people off. Romantic? Sure, the giant room, full of people, that smells like stale popcorn and possibly other things is romantic. Plus I hate going to the movies and sitting behind a couple of teenagers who won't stop making out the entire time. That's when I start throwing popcorn over the seat.

*takes notes*

simply, put your hands on her cheeks and kiss her.

When your mom isn't looking, just steal the whole bowl of candy!

^ Hah.

Say her name and when she turns to look at you kiss her on the lips..nicely.

these are all nice and all... (i'm not counting the movie theater "advice" if you want to call it that..) but they're all too straight forward.

does anybody have ideas on a more subtle way of doing things?

slapp daa bbietchh

i'm in high school, thank you very much.
and lol i like the subtleness.

i doubt you'll get to steal a kiss without it going awry.
i only kiss someone like that if we're staring at eachother otherwise don't try

or... from a real standpoint
if it's a relationship based status, you have to find the right time to kiss her. like with me and my ex, we went to the scenic view in new jersey to get a clear view of nyc at night, so all the lights were beautiful. the breeze was perfect, and it wasn't too cold or hot. i had my sun-roof open, and we lied down in my car looking at the stars. then we stared at each other, and slowly came in for the kiss.
when the moment is right, you'll know when to do it. it's better to do it when there's no one else around. you have to make it memorable for the both of you.
but yeah, stay away from my theater advice. that was all just for kicks and giggles =P

Ok, do you know this girl, or is it like the first time you have ever met her? Does she think you're physically attractive? These are a few factors you have to take into account.

How to steal a kiss:

1. Be light hearted, funny, and confident.
2. Be very polite, but make sure it seems natural. You want to be fake, but not look like a fake. Always be one step ahead. Get the door for her, but make it smooth and convenient for her. Make it seem as if you don't expect anything from her in the least, and if she does something sweet always leave a friendly thank you and smile.
3. Listen to her, and get her talking. Ask her how her day was. Open ended questions that will keep her mouth moving. If there is an awkward pause tell her a funny story or try to relate to the last thing she just said. Keep conversation flowing, but don't worry about it if things slow down. move to step 5.
4. Get some creative Ideas and milk them for all they're worth. Girls like fun surprises. Here's a good one that my friends do when they take a girl out to diner:
   • http://www.dumpvideo.net/2007/03/17/paper-rose-napkin/
5. Take her to a movie that she's been dieing to see (you'll have to find out what movies she likes), and find a reason to like it even if you don't.
6. At the most romantic part of the movie and only if she's enjoying it. Look at her. If she looks back at you steal the kiss. If she doesn't look back, continue watching the movie. Wait till the end of the movie.
7. One the way out of the move side with her, whatever she says. If she liked it, you liked it too. If she hated it, then you hated it too. Whatever she says, you need to agree but you also need to expand.
   

   Example:
   She says: "I really liked it when they where in that cave trying to survive.
   You say: "Yeah, oh my goodness, and when that ship came to save them I was just so happy!"
   

8. If all goes well, she'll smile. If she wants to kiss you she'll leave an awkward pause in there. Don't hesitate. This is your chance, STEAL THAT FUCKING KISS!

lol that's so wrong. and then throw everything you said out after you steal that kiss and end up going out.

bietchh sthuu

no, not yet.


i think i'll point to my cheek, and when she goes to give the good ol cheek smooch, i'll turn and go for the kill :)

SLAPP HURR

just get closer to each other and you'll feel the vibe hopefully =)

Last time I checked "stealing a kiss", was sexual harassment and possibly a pedophile type move to make , now knowing when to make the kiss is what you really need to know, best place:your car,best time:night, after a dinner & or movie, go somewhere that overlooks your town if possible, do the snuggle thing, lift her chin, if she doesn't pull away, go for it.

yea good luck kid. If she's going on a walk with you, that means she prolly wants something to come out from this with you...so just do what this guy said.. ^_^

run up to them, PECK AT THEIR FACE! and then run away and giggle loudly

^when a girl does it to a boy, it's adorable.. when a boy does it to a girl, i wanna biiitch slap the boy for being fruity.

^ yeah the situation only works for females trying to steal a kiss. if it's a guy, pretend to be arguing with her over something and then kiss her.....THAAAAAAT IS LIKE THE BESSSTTTT

lol thats so cute

ew no. don't do the surprise thing. cuz the surprise thing makes the kiss seem so serious. it's better to start off as a joke and make the kiss seem lighthearted and fun. i'm a girl and that "surprise" thing happened to me and i hated the dude right after.


this is exactly the fun lighthearted kiss i'm talking about. do this!! but you gotta make sure she likes you back for sure otherwise it'll just cause the oposite reaction and she'll hate you.


but i think the best type of kiss is if the guy actually asks(at the right time) the girl straight out if he can kiss her, it's sooo sweet. and plus if the girl says no it's better than stealing a kiss and having her hate you eh?

sthuu pussii

she's a 10 in my eyes.




we're friends, but i'm pretty sure she likes me.

Hug her, a nice long hug, then pull away slowly and come to face her face. Give her a little peck on the cheek and run!

pussii

First, you need to assemble a team. A group of guys with nothing to lose, and each of them skilled enough to get the job done. It helps if they have geographical nicknames. Say Romeo is your driver, Hollywood is your demolitions expert, Houston's on crowd control, and Big Tex is the muscle. You of course, will be the main safecracker. A good safecracker needs these essential tools: A stethoscope. Acutally, that's all you need, just put it on the safe, and turn the dial, if you alternate directions, the safe will tell you the code, but really quietly, that's why you need the stethoscope. OK, you've broken the safe, stolen the kiss, now get the hell out of there. Romeo is really good at getting cars that know how to disappear which simultaneously have enough horsepower to outrun most police cruisers. Once you make it back to the hideout, enjoy your kiss, you've earned it. It goes without saying to lay low for a while, or just do out-of-town jobs.

she's definetly the sense of humor type. i imagine she'll act surprised/shocked, but she wont get all "super-cereal" about it.

but like i've said before, i'm pretty sure she likes me as more than a friend.

k i really like this idea.. but where does hollywood come into play?

i mug my boyfriend for kisses every once in a while, haha
find any surface at all, shove him into it, go for a quick peck or something slow... then say goodnight.

he does this thing though when we're walking or running together.. he tackles me and we roll down any incline and attempts to kisses me when we're rolling. i smashed my nose into his head once like that, but it was pretty fun.

if she is willing to give you a kiss on the cheek, you can play this game... after she gives you a kiss on the cheek, point to the other cheek, if success, point to your forehead, and if thats a success, act like you don't know where the next place is, and point to your lips. im pretty sure if she gives you 3 kisses on the cheeks and your forehead, you might be able to get one on the lips... hope this helps!

Hollywood's there for blowing any locked doors you encounter Also, if you're not on the ball and can't crack the safe, he's got shaped charges that should blow up the safe and may damage the loot, so he's strictly a backup plan on that front.

what is this "stealing" thing?

like a spontaneous, out-of-nowhere kiss?

exactly.