the spelling of awkward is awkward

b\i hope this isnt a topic already but a situation would be me trying to talk to a girl and she doesnt hear me and people are around,all that courage straight up lost =(.

Holding your hand up for a hand shake only to have the other person leave you hanging.

Bastard.

happens all the time one of my favs =/

About to insert my penis in her vagina, but then she says, she's not in the mood anymore. So i'm left masturbating on the bed.

ahahaha Gold.

or when i tell her
me:wanna do anal?
her:i got to poop.

when someone makes a sex joke and it isn't funny.

me lol?

lmfao ^x2
um.. looking at someone who looks to be waving at you and you wave back only to notice she/he is waving to the person behind you

when someone who is overweight or obese draws attention to their weight.

omg those are the worst. or someone is mouthing words to do something and it isn't for you.

I work at a pharmacy.
It's really awkward when men hand me prescriptions for Viagra or women for "scream cream".

They know I know what it's for. They are usually so embarrassed

talking to some one and then them not hearing you and walking away while others stare and chuckle... lol

AWKWARD TURTLE.

Omg yes...its horrible. I just don't know how to respond.

That's happened but the other way around, I'm not in the mood so it leaves her masturabing, which actually puts me in the mood again.

i make the best topics =)

LOL, isn't there a confidentiality rule about that?

Along the lines of the first post, I have a pretty quiet voice, so I'm always caught in situations where I strategically say something RIGHT as everyone starts talking. The person I'm talking to doesn't hear me, and someone who's just standing there has already heard me start talking so it's embarrassing now because I'm halfway in the middle of saying something and this other person knows nobody's listening to me. xD

I can't very well enter prescriptions without seeing them.
I am just not aloud to tell people who is getting what. HIPPA :)

Oh man, today me and my dad went to this restaurant and got lunch for pick up and he used his card and he had to sign it..and while he was waiting for them to take back the pin and stuff he happened to look at the pen and it just so happened to be a Viagra pin.

Oh I have to say hands down about the waving and then they happen to not be waving at you Or when someone is talking out loud and you think their talking to you and you respond and they just give you that look like "who the f**k are you?"

Oh oh. When you've been making small talk with someone for almost a month and they ask you if you know what their name is...and you don't know what their name is.

^ That happens to me all the time.
But, I really know these people. I know their favorite bands and colors. I hang out at their house. I even sleep in their bedrooms.

I am just REALLY bad with names

gogooo