Little Johnny
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born without ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, little Johnny's Dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny! 's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he sure as shit can't wear glasses."
alli have to say is he is mean.
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Lol dang that lil kid deserves to be spanked!
awww... :( poor mother
hahahaha. good one, he can wear contacts. hahahahaha, that was good, had me thinking, but good one.
aww poor baby!!! hehe which reminds me of a joke.......
three men are applying for the job as detective.... the interviewer holds up a profile picture of a man, and asked the first interviewee to name what's unusual about the man. The man replied, 'he only has one ear'. The interviewer shakes his head, and tells him that 'he's unsuitable for the job' and asks him to leave. The interviewer shows the next interviewee the same picture.... and he says the same thing. 'He only has one ear' The interviewer shakes his head again, and again asks the man to leave...... The interviewer calls the last interviewee into his room, and again, shows the profile picture of the man, asking what is unusual about him..... this time the man replies, "He's wearing contacts" The interviewer is amazed, "How did you know?! that's amazing!" The interviewee replied "He can't wear glasses, he only has one ear!"
three men are applying for the job as detective.... the interviewer holds up a profile picture of a man, and asked the first interviewee to name what's unusual about the man. The man replied, 'he only has one ear'. The interviewer shakes his head, and tells him that 'he's unsuitable for the job' and asks him to leave. The interviewer shows the next interviewee the same picture.... and he says the same thing. 'He only has one ear' The interviewer shakes his head again, and again asks the man to leave...... The interviewer calls the last interviewee into his room, and again, shows the profile picture of the man, asking what is unusual about him..... this time the man replies, "He's wearing contacts" The interviewer is amazed, "How did you know?! that's amazing!" The interviewee replied "He can't wear glasses, he only has one ear!"
AWwww, that's so mean! O_O
After I become Corrupt Evil Overlord of the Lord-Protectorate of Pomerania, and all of its Vassal States, I am going to appoint Little Johnny to the position of Faithful Lieutenant.
Yeah..kinda' funny, but kinda' wrong too.. 
that's so mean!
sooo cruel...but sooo funny!
so mean.. i dont find that really funny.. oh well :(
QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 24 2004, 2:28 PM)
aww poor baby!!! hehe which reminds me of a joke.......
three men are applying for the job as detective.... the interviewer holds up a profile picture of a man, and asked the first interviewee to name what's unusual about the man. The man replied, 'he only has one ear'. The interviewer shakes his head, and tells him that 'he's unsuitable for the job' and asks him to leave. The interviewer shows the next interviewee the same picture.... and he says the same thing. 'He only has one ear' The interviewer shakes his head again, and again asks the man to leave...... The interviewer calls the last interviewee into his room, and again, shows the profile picture of the man, asking what is unusual about him..... this time the man replies, "He's wearing contacts" The interviewer is amazed, "How did you know?! that's amazing!" The interviewee replied "He can't wear glasses, he only has one ear!"
three men are applying for the job as detective.... the interviewer holds up a profile picture of a man, and asked the first interviewee to name what's unusual about the man. The man replied, 'he only has one ear'. The interviewer shakes his head, and tells him that 'he's unsuitable for the job' and asks him to leave. The interviewer shows the next interviewee the same picture.... and he says the same thing. 'He only has one ear' The interviewer shakes his head again, and again asks the man to leave...... The interviewer calls the last interviewee into his room, and again, shows the profile picture of the man, asking what is unusual about him..... this time the man replies, "He's wearing contacts" The interviewer is amazed, "How did you know?! that's amazing!" The interviewee replied "He can't wear glasses, he only has one ear!"
funny. and yes mean at the same time
hahaah how saddd!
hahaha man thats funni yet soo mean at the same time too
thats mean but thats funny llolss
LOL little johnny is a awesome 
lol...
Little Johny is my American Idol
Little Johny is my American Idol
LMAOOOOOOOO...wow thats so rudeee !
he deserves a little spanky. 
ha ha ha good one 
wow
major rudeness
lol
major rudeness
lol
hahaha little johnny's going to get a spanking.
ahahahhaahhahahahah~~~
what a bad kid..
lol. Thats so messed up
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