Whose gonna buy it?

ME! I adore Steven Colbert.

Got it as a birthday present. It is f**kin hilarious.

*excerpt*
I deliver my truth hot and hard. Fast and Furious. So either accept it without hesitation or get out of the way, because somebody might get hurt, and it's not gonna be me.

Think you can handle it?

I'm scared of Koreans.

Bam! That's me off the cuff. Blunt and in your face. No editing. I think it. I say it. You read it. Sometimes I don't even think it, I just say it.

Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

See? I'm not pulling any punches. I'm telling it like it is.

it's absolutely freaking hilarious.


but I'm still too cheap to buy it.

I'd definitely consider it if I wasn't already dedicating money to other things.

Someone in my Sociology class was reading this and talking about it. I might have to make a trip the library someday.