i dont understand it = meaning and the taste of


but this is my faute sorry

i have no idea why people measure in length???
condoms are sized in width.
because everybody knows 'short and thick does the trick.'
im 56mm round, 7'' long (i hate the imperial system)

me votee EDDIEE SIZEE!!!! !!!!

psh none of the above.
my shit leaves footprints son....

Spider footprints I assume.

One up of the day nominee.

im guessing you've never see cloverfield?



i be knocking over buildings and shh when i whip it out yo.

LEGO buildings?

hell nah son


k'nex

can your PENIS fit that?

I've got to ask. Why would you want to know? Isn't that stuff kind of things you would keep to yourself?

you shouldnt talk about penis and bowing down in th same sentence.

and do ppl really got a 1 inch penis????

its about length AND girth...9 long and 2.5 wide

6" long
1" wide
2.3 circumfrence

looks like a chode you got there buddy

Wow... strong homo thread.

This is coming from a guy who abuses steroids, and have a penis the size of a microorganism?

^

Wow, you must be the stupidest person on these forums.

6-8 inches

7-8"

here some advice to make your penis bigger

http://pen1senlargement.blogspot.com

lol @ this guy above me..
his name is penis rofl..

umm i'm actually hung like a moose..

Mine's (I know, not a word) actually an inny.. looks like a secondary belly button.

wow that's sad...
lol i feel sry for you.
not rly

lol retard you cant make it bigger, once your through with puberty theres nothing you can do hahahahah what a foool

Big enough.

tung man........... come on this is just too personal... but alright mine is 7 inch... and Im asian :)

how bout all ya'll STFU n showw some PIX...

Surgery... penis implants.

penis implants dont help make your penis grow or get bigger, it helps men who suffer from erectile dysfunction get erections, it stays the same size as it would... so I've read

yo TAMAcracka.. that pic with the guy flexin.. THAT YOU man..?

hey guys, check out http://www.howtoenlarge-penis.com they can enlarge penis for free.

my penis is now larger than JC size.

MY GOD YOU ARE A TRANSSEXUAL

^ uhh ye.. funnii b.c@ck..

u dunn gott penuss so STFU...

and how did you come to this conclusion?

...this isnt the way to get a girlfriend

cuz u telll me danceenaked... DUH... u tryy 2 go PEDO b.noxx buttt fail fool..

lol, wtf.

Then there's Jelqing

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

True Story

When it comes about the truth on penis enlargement, people think about credit card scams and fraud.
It’s true that there are marketers who’d stop at nothing just to make more money and then some, but that’s probably not the case for a handful of honest companies, dedicated to helping us gain those extra inches we need!
There are only a few methods for penis enlargement. Some of them are dangerous, some of them are ineffective.
So here’s the deal on penis enlargement, what works and what not:

- Vacuum Pumps – They don’t work!
Vacuum pumps work by sealing the penis in an airtight tube and removing the surrounding air. The negative pressure then pulls blood (and lymphatic fluid) into the penis and inflates it.
The process takes about a minute and the results can be very impressive. The trouble is, as soon as you remove the tube, the penis wants to revert back to its normal size.
You can staunch the outflow of blood and lymphatic fluid by fitting a constriction ring around the base of your penis.
This generally allows the penis to maintain its expanded girth for a few minutes, sufficient for insertion and at least one change of position before you have to pump it up again.
Because pumps draw blood into the penis and make it swell, they're useful in the treatment of impotence (erectile dysfunction). This may create an illusion of a larger penis, but the results are seldom permanent.
Repeated use can damage elastic tissues in the penis, leading to less-firm erections.

- Pills, Patches, Lotions, Oils, Creams

– They don’t work! These usually contain vitamins, minerals, herbs or hormones such as testosterone that claim to enlarge the penis.
None of these products has been shown to be effective.
Worst case scenario: you can suffer from an allergic reaction to vitamins or you can overdose. In both cases, call the nearest Poison Control Center, show them the bottle and be very specific on the amount of substance you have ingested or rubbed into your skin.

- Surgery
– It does work, but it’s very risky!
Surgery is the preferred method for any urologist.
If you’ll ever go to a medical doctor for advice, surgery is the first and the last thing you’ll hear about.
Some surgeons have developed several different enlargement techniques, none of them endorsed by medical organizations.
The American Urological Association, the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery and the American Society of Plastic Surgeons(ASPS) have all issued policy statements against cosmetic surgical procedures to enhance the penis.
Studies have shown that the majority of men who undergo penis enlargement surgery aren't satisfied with the results.
Surgery may at best add an average of half an inch to the length of the flaccid penis.
Surgery may not add any length to the erect penis. Following various types of cosmetic penile enhancement surgery,
some men have had to undergo additional operations to correct deformities caused by the original procedure. The ill effects include scarring, a shorter penis, hair on the base of the penis, a low-hanging penis, loss of sensitivity and abnormal fat lumps.
Other complaints include impotence (erectile dysfunction), urinary incontinence and persistent pain.
Then there's the cost: as much as $10,000 for a typical penis-enlargement surgery that doesn't require additional corrective surgery.
Because cosmetic surgery is seldom covered by insurance, you'll likely have to bear the entire expense.

- Penis Exercises
– They do work, but it will take quite some time to show results!
Penis exercises are a very inexpensive, safe and effective way to enlarge your penis.
It is very possible that this method has been used for hundreds or thousand of years for penis enlargement, but no real research has been attempted to shed light on this subject.
Penis exercises work brilliantly and they come with the added bonus of giving you a lot more than a longer, thicker penis: you will also get to understand your body and its reactions better, which will greatly enhance your sex life.

- Traction Devices and Jelqing Devices
– They are a way of taking the guess work out of penis exercises! They are a lot more expensive than just an exercise program membership, but they do have better results.
Traction devices and jelqing devices are the deluxe version of penis exercises. By applying the same controlled force and pressure each time you exercises, you will get faster results.
If you know you need to see something happening to motivate you to continue, than this is what you need.
And this is the whole truth about penis enlargement methods. If you were wondering about penis enlargement, what works and what’s the best way to go about it, now you know and you can make your choice easier!
To find out the truth about different penis enlargement techniques, visit:
www.sizegenetics.com
They offering free device,
or good bonuses, penis healt dvd and lovecentria sex guides

LMAO. this can't be a serious topic.

^ O____o

This kid once told me that he had a 9 incher that was 4 fingers wide.

Mines 12 inches.
Ask steph.

...
WTH u gurll inn dizz threadd 4...

We have penises, remember?

Mine is about 3.68 inches

you gurlzz sillyy..

w/e u say...

i want a longer penis...
im 14 and i have a 4 1/4 inch penis... yes its short.
but at least i dont lie like most of you.
i want a bigger cock so i can masturbate easier and more techniques...

^ lit c sum pix..?

you want to see a pic of my penis? wtf?
its short... 4 1/4 isnt big... i admit it..
are you gay? wtf.