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Yemmerz
One day in Jamaica, a young man brings in his girlfriend to meet his father. He disaproves of her. The son asks why, his father says,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." So the son travels to California, and brings a new girlfriend in. And the same thing happens. He asks why, and his father gives him the same reply,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." Frustrated, he brings another girl home, this time to his mother. He asks his mother why her father keeps saying that. She says, "Cause he thinks your his son and he is your father, but yer father don't know..."

I think I told it wrong...feel free to edit it if you know it.
dani41790
hahaha man thats funni
JlIaTMK
lol laugh.gif
Yemmerz
I guess I told it right. I AM A SUCCESS!
cleec
::sigH:: i don't get it can someone explain it to me
lozerface87
...what?
poisonedxivy
hmm i don't get it .... maybe i'm just slow since the first two people got it. blink.gif anyone care to explain?
FlamingFungi
Yea, i get it, and it's just worded a little funny. His father cheats on his wife alot, and is afraid that his son could be dating some of his illigitamate children. when he goes to his mom, she tells him that he isn't his father's son.
faithin_felix
huh? so that isn't his dad?
IIO__oII
..oo..?
hehe =/
FlamingFungi
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 19 2004, 9:07 PM)
huh? so that isn't his dad?

no, you see his father has children all over the world because he is always cheating on his wife. Whenever his son brings home a girlfriend his father says no because his sons girlfriend might actually be his son's half sister. When his son goes to his mother, she tells him that she has been cheating on her husband, and that he isn't the son's father.

Gah, i hate explaining jokes, cuz now it's not funny _dry.gif
LatinaLady
yup its right. i got it and it does kill the joke when you have to explain it
refreshe
Er.. what.. I guess I'll read the explanations blink.gif

OHH I GET IT LOL!! No it doesn't kill the joke for me laugh.gif I understand it! yayy!
xislandxstylex
i don't get it either
islandkiss
huh?

edit.. thanks flaming fungi. lol ^
conster
lmao thats hilarious
joanna0304
LOL
hybrid
Haha, I get it! Mwahahha. That's odd. tongue.gif
StarryEyedSurprize
... and i STILL dont get it.... hahaha

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Oh wait, now i do! lol that's crazy~!
liquidize
lmao
likeachild
funny funny
x AZN D0RKii x
huh ? can someone explain it to me ? i`m slow stubborn.gif
MrElsewhere
da way i waz told it b4 da son juss went around da island not outta da country..but still funny
chica777708
I dont get it AHHHHHHH lol, ugh HELP I think it would funnie if, I would get it lol sorri
yeseulx3
lmao...
what a waste pinch.gif
Hells_Ice
hehehe, i sorta gets it
x hYpErRoSeY x
woah!!
inquisitive_
Lol. Thats messed up but funny! laugh.gif
sheepy
lol.............................................................................
...
o .. i c.
kyuubi319
hahaha lmao
POonSKi
QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jun 18 2004, 10:33 AM)
I guess I told it right. I AM A SUCCESS!

i guess not... cause i dont get it**
whomps
xD Affairs!! >_<
Stupid_Fat_Boy
hahaha, pretty good
pbear
=P
What loyal parents.
laugh.gif
Alpha240
yea i only got it after someone explained it... but nice try _smile.gif
Streetbawler91
QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 19 2004, 7:16 PM)
Yea, i get it, and it's just worded a little funny. His father cheats on his wife alot, and is afraid that his son could be dating some of his illigitamate children. when he goes to his mom, she tells him that he isn't his father's son.

oHHhhhH it all makes sense now thanks!!
F1R3B4T
i get it now
freeflow
thats funni hahha biggrin.gif
Devastation
QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jun 17 2004, 3:54 PM)
One day in Jamaica, a young man brings in his girlfriend to meet his father. He disaproves of her. The son asks why, his father says,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." So the son travels to California, and brings a new girlfriend in. And the same thing happens. He asks why, and his father gives him the same reply,"She could be yer sister, but yer mother don't know." Frustrated, he brings another girl home, this time to his mother. He asks his mother why her father keeps saying that. She says, "Cause he thinks your his son and he is your father, but yer father don't know..."

I think I told it wrong...feel free to edit it if you know it.

she is so hot.
elmogurly
wow..the guy goes through girlfriends like that.*snap hehe
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