name 3 steps needed to put an elephant in a fridge.

Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

genius! okay, next one:

name 4 steps needed to put a giraffe in a fridge.

open the fridge, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, and then close the door.

i bow before u! damn!

okay different one:

tarzan is having a party. he invites EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING in the jungle. EVERYTHING ok...now he allocates seats for everyone. he doesnt miss a soul. when the party starts, ONE animal is missing. which animal is it?

The giraffe, because he's still in the refrigerator!!

goodness! hmm i should have expected this. when u have an online community consisting of 26, 000 ppl somebody's bound to have an answer.

okay, i'll try another one:

there's this hunter who hunts (duh) in the jungle with his dog. now his dog is very well trained when it comes to hunting. when the hunter shoots something down and shouts "go!", the dog races to fetch whatvr the hunter shot.

one day they were out hunting and the hunter shot a bird down. he shouted "go!" and the dog raced off for the dead bird. it was quite far off so soon the dog couldnt be seen. the hunter waited and waited and waited, but the dog never returned. what happened to the dog?

um...the dog isn't supposed to return? All he does is run to the prey.

he was at the animal meeting

sigh. yea. he was at the party. u guys are no fun. ure too smart fr ure own good!

No, because someone posted a thread on this long time ago.

huh?



muwahahahahaha....

Uh. Please don't spam, or you'll see 18 posts deducted from your post count.

thats alot of posts taken off. but yeah some one did post this before and thats why peopel kow it

Yea he just wants to pick on me because im new.

Oh no, was that spam?

any reason why it is 18?

and you know that funniest part wasn't the joke, it was how everyone answered and we all saw the previous post about this joke, but i got 4/4 or was it 5/5 on the first one, it was funny how he was all pissed. not the joke! hahaha, good one guys.

Oh, because he had 19 posts back then and it would be funny to see him with one posts left.

open the door, pick up the elephant, put it in