QUOTE(jennyjenny @ Aug 31 2007, 11:25 PM)

^x2
wow your analogy of life is so bad.
oh, and i'm sorry did i tell anyone to sympathize for me? if by asking if other people miss being in a relationship, i am telling everyone to kiss my ass and to make me feel better about not being in a relationship? and who the f**k are you making generalizations that i'm an "impatient little whore"? "Oh, maybe if I post on a forum for non-pubescent teenagers i will suddenly get a boyfriend."
Who are you to judge people online of which you haven't even known? For all I care, you probably think I'm a little 12 year-old who wants a boyfriend. Reality check: I'm not "impatient" as I am waiting for someone to replace my EX. You dumb bitch.
Go get your dad laid and then talk to me.
NEXT!!!
Oh, and look at everyone else who's posting in this topic... maybe you should think up a clever "life" analogy for each of them
I just got my dad laid, so I decided to come back and tell you off some more. Well, I know why your boyfriend left you. It's because you have a dirty potty mouth, and can't take a joke. You know, I wouldn't even want someone with such a disgusting mouth to eat out my as
shole. My as
shole is actually cleaner than your mouth, and I wouldn't want you to dirty it.
You're practically begging people to sympathize with you. I think you would offer sex just for someone to sympathize you. I guess it's better than giving head for coke (Danny Tanner). I mean, you get to enjoy the sex, and then you get to enjoy the sympathy. It might make you feel loved.
I am merely a saint. A man walking in the light. I am living day to day by the golden rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. *sign of the cross*
You're a f**king charity case.
NEXXXTTTT!!!
I have taken your post to heart, and decided to come up with an analogy for everyone. You have deeply offended my inner being. I think you may have even broken my fathers libido. Well that's ok, because from what I hear he destroyed that womans labia.
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i miss it.. :/
Life's like homosexual at a gay bar. There isn't that enough for everyone. If you don't go for your man-gina then you're going to miss it.
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awwwwwwwwwww...I ALWAYS DO!!!!
whenever i see a couple cuddling or hugging each other...
or flirting...
i miss being in a relationship...
my last relationship was with my ex in 6th grade...
its been 4 YEARS!..n i havent found someone yet...T T
its okies, ENJOY UR SINGLE,YOUNG,CAREFREE LIFE FOR ONCE!
heeheheeehehhehehe..JK
Life's like a priest at a catholic church. You're really really "single".
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Thats how I'm feeling right now.
Life's like a German mistaken for a Jew during the holocaust. Sometimes times you're just in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong crowd.
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no, because i can enjoy all the surprise butt secks i want.
In prison?
QUOTE(purplerhino @ Aug 31 2007, 11:35 PM)

^ ahah that's funny.
but yess i do miss it. Watching dramas does not help AT ALL.

It's cool for when the holiday comes around. I don't have to fuss over for what to get for him. *sigh..but i uno...to have someone i would put up with all the fuss.
Life's not a drama tv show... those are a lot better.