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ew did you rip her vagina or something?

Scary huh?

it's disgusting. were your nails uber sharp or something?

He shanked her.

No I just happen to have really big fingers! One of my fingers gives her the well...you know the rest.

Eddie can vouch for my finger size...no homo.

::sigh:: yes he really does have big fingers.

^^
Oh my. Haha.


One more.

You're such a lovely audience we'd like to take you home with us!

Oh yeah I remember in high school one day this chick named allison walks up to me and goes, " OMG! Your fingers are so big! You could hurt a girl with those things!"

^ LOL!

LMAO! She was dead serious too!

^ That's mildly scary.

And also a mild turn on!

PSHH! Whatever. :P

Haha, oh dear god...

LOL

LMAO I was just kidding, it isn't a turn on.

Yeah dude, it's just scary.

Sex this weekend!?

Nah not for me, I'm gonna be shooting Filipinos.....no seriously I am.

2 more.

Reptilia. [/spam]

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i got my birthday spankings ;x

I HAVE A BF, I HAVE A BF,!!!!!! But he hasn't called me in 2 days. Anyhoo, hopefully, I'll be getting laid next week! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

3 yesterday.

I'm single.

WTH? So quickly?

I KNOW!! I put a limit. He didn't call me at 4 PM so I broke it off. I HATE guys who play hard to get. H U G E turn off.

Isn't it sorta good when guys play hard to get, it shows they don't want just sex? Unless that's what you want.

I want sex Eddie. Fine, not just sex but I WANT sex. I don't care what he's thinking, not calling me is a huge turn off. Eww.

I know what you mean though, I get you.

I ate pussy this weekend for the first time and it was amazing. I made a girl cum 4 times....YEEEEEEEEEE ME!

eww javonn... :-( lol

lmao

I HAVE A BOYFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! We might do it next week!! woooooooooooooo!!

^^^Oh yeah it was the best thing ever.
^^I am going to be so free while she is gone lol.

December 23rd it's on.

Wait so he decided to finally call you?

He called immediately I logged off cB, two days ago. He called earlier but I didn't pick up 'cuz my cell wasn't with me. He left a voice message explaining why he didn't call. We talked for more than 2 hours. I'm seeing him this weekend.

I'm getting laid soon. He's getting a new appartment on monday so yay!!

VERY NICE!

SCORE!