HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
HEY RYAN, GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!
Kekeke, happy birthday!

I'm gonna go hunt you down and throw cake at you.