Title says all. kthnx

What have you got to offer them? How big is your e-peen? What do you stand for?

Well, I've got mad skills. I'm relatively good at e-cuddling. We would prolly meet in a romantic IRC channel every day (you know an intimate, internet setting).

If I laid my e-peen on my keyboard, it would stretch from "~" to "backspace."

I'm not quite sure what I stand for.. I really don't stand much.

Well, what do you sit for?

ohh my.

please don't spam, anil is seriously looking for an e-girlfriend

I sit for e-romance and cBC.

What sort of e-girlfriend are you looking for?

Well you know, she's HAS to have some pretty good e-curves (I guess average e-breasts and a nice digital ass). I go crazy for those. Also, a woman with the capability to reformat my hard drive from several hundred miles away, if you get my drift. ;)

I believe stating how much ram you have might help you out, as well as the quality of your video card

I got 2 gigs of massive DDR RAM (I know it's hot as f**k), and one of these bad boys in my pants.. err case.

I hear you're overclocked?

How high are your e-standards?

I think he wants e-girls with at least a core 2 duo processor.

I don't have any e-standards (just be able to run Gunbound smoothly cause you know that's another intimate, internet setting).

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Found you a new gf.

Name Tung Vo
Gender Male
Age 18


YOU FAIL!

Sally you whore.

damn my dick only goes from ~ to 2.

A warm pair of candy-coated lips and a bubble-gum tongue would be nice, you know?

While she discovers me discovering her...

DO YOU PLAY WoW!?

Danielle(souperstition) would like to apply. She's just too shy to actually post so I'm posting for her.

Good luck.

- CEP

Damnit Jose I didn't want to seem desperate!!

Please make sure you get the right person though. The gal you're looking for? Her name begins with "soup."

Anil, I thought we had something special..

I'm not really looking for committment, but I'm willing to whore myself to the highest bidder.

I do weddings, evenings out, and christenings.

Hot sex, no waiting.

Any viruses we should be aware about?

Only herpes, but for £5 extra I'll wear a rubber.

how about linda?

Foreplay?
And are you a cuddler?
You don't seem like a cuddler.

Foreplay can be negociated, but cuddling is out. S'all business. Cum on 'em and get out, you see what I'm saying.

Nothin' personal.

^haha.

pokemonicuhh (2:14:01 PM): you wanna be anil's new gf?
tribulxpinoy (2:14:08 PM): wtf
tribulxpinoy (2:14:09 PM): hale no
tribulxpinoy (2:14:29 PM): wait
tribulxpinoy (2:14:33 PM): tina is anil's gf
tiiiii naaaaah (2:14:36 PM): LOL AM NOT
tribulxpinoy (2:14:47 PM): yeah you are
tribulxpinoy (2:14:55 PM): last night anil was sad that he didn't have an e-gf
tribulxpinoy (2:15:06 PM): and then you said you two should meat up in irc
tribulxpinoy (2:15:09 PM): meet*
tiiiii naaaaah (2:19:15 PM): monica, you should apply to be anil's egf =D

Ha Anil, go with Tina. James doesn't sound like much fun.

Don't mind James, he's just a e-wham bam thank you ma'am kind of guy.

I did not know that type existed.

I think I'm pretty unique.

Thank God.

lmao have you found any potential girlfriends yet??

Well. For that..i'm all in.

right on!

salcha4u
name: sally
gender: female
age: 1617?
status: single and so fine.

Hell yeah...Let's get an e-room James.

LOL NICE. and she will cut with you if you're feeling emo

haha dang neal, YO anil is like a brother, from another race he's a good man. he treat his e-gf's with special care, and anil got it all ==

Why you guys trying to give him sally? Sean and Eddie gonna be mad. Probably booty rape him for stealing their woman.

sorry but ne one wanna tell me wat an e-girlfriend is? lol

WE HAVE A WINNER


xlinhduhx: hi baby anil
anilfour7: Hey, bebe.
anilfour7: ;]

it's official! it's dipset bitches!

congrats

am i too late?

corrected!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anil, come back. You'll have the best e-sex with me. Dump that whore!!