what should i do?

i think i like one of my friends mum, im not sure what to do

This should be moved..

Anyway.
I think you need to take a cold ass shower and look at the fact that its your friends MUM you like.

Wow.. I think you should get over her because its your friends MOM!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
THIS REMINDS ME WHEN I USED TO GET A BONER WHEN THIS GIRL INVITED ME OVER TO HER HOUSE TO GO SWIMING AND HER MOM WOULD BE THERE WHEW LOOKIN HOT OH YA AND THE GIRL TOO BUT MORE SO THE MOTHER DAMN IM SWEATING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
MILFS FTW!!!!

Stacey's mom has got it going onnnn.

relationships, maybe?


uhhm. just jack off or something...you're never gonna get with her...and if you makes moves, that's just creepy.

Stacy can I come over, after schooooll (after schoool!)
We can hang around, by the poo ooo ooo lllll (by the pool)

LUST LUST LUST. you don't like her, trust me

Did your mom get back from her business trip (business trip)
Is she there, or is she tryin to suck my dickkkkkkkkk (suck my dick)

As he's beating it in the bathroom while watching her

^LMFAO. You guys are baddd

Its pretty creepy. I couldnt imagine one of my friends wanting my mom.

exactly what popped into my head! :D

i swear my friend's mom was messing with me one day...she was like 17 years older or so and still had a decent body on her. She had like this loose tank top on and she kept bending over and looking at me

This reminds me of that Clearasil commercial.
Okay, it's just not right to like your friend's mom especially if she's that much older than you.

Forget it! Forget it!
Besides, it seems like you like her because you think she's giving you hints anyway.

Haha, I remember that song. But yeah, don't do anything...she's a mom. And just...no.

you dont want MILF.

TAG BODY SPRAY

^Tag smells like shit.
Be a real man and buy the real stuff.

But I've seen the commercials. It makes busty moms get close to you and pop buttons on their shirts as you wait for their daughter to come downstairs so you can take HER on a date and not be seduced by the mom.

So,If the TV said your dick would grow 10 inces bigger if you jumped off a bridge? would you do it?

oh son, you just have to realize that you cannot be with your friends mom.

and you have to acknowledge that fact.

then move on.

that's your best bet!

Just do her.

Oh is that how Suzzette found her man?

If I wanted 10 more inches, and I saw the guy get up, sure I'd do it, it's TV.

One day,Suzzette will put a boot up your Bunghole.And you will never ever talk about that again lmao.

Well ya know, pedophilia is very popular these days:))))

^

Um.. yeah. This isn't healthy.

1) It's illegal
2) She's probably married
3) It's never going to happen

You'll get over it soon enough.

OHHHH OWWOWOWWWWOOOOOOW ! that`s crazy . ummm no don`t it's so unacceptable .

i like megan fox and jessica alba because they're hot. but it's never going to happen.

same with you.

say wuhhh ?!! ^ ahah

Her hubby will beat the f**k out of you.

I'd tell my friend. He'd think I was just f**king around...and then try to get in good with her. Maybe she wants it...up the ass.

lol
dont blame.. maybe the moms hot.. llol u are a guy cant help it.. i get it alot from my guy friends saying my moms a milf.. i linda live iwth it.. lol

o0o0o, sorry to tell you, BUT...
SHE HAS A HUSBAND.
even if she doesn't she'll probably never go with you.

its infatuation. TRUST ME.

f**k her. Then ask the friend to join.

It's never gonna happen.
Move on.

My thoughts exactly..

Bom chicka wah wah.

Not like your friends mom anymore =D

OMGosh. You should say and do the exact lines from the clearisil commercial!