got this from ebaumsworld.com =]



Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud


(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao




Stupid Man

Dum Gai




Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni




Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?




I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni




It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim




This is a tow away zone

No Pah King




You are not very bright

Yu So Dum




I got this for free

Ai No Pei




I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?




Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?




They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.




Stay out of sight

Lei Lo




He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.




Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki




I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

LoL. Nice one. Clever indeed.

i don't get it, its kinda lame...

it was up before, but its still funny the second time, this used to be in the lounge and seon ho explained it, haha, its like the elders who can't pronouce.

omg i lmao!

why do people always post up something like "learn chinese in 5 minutes"? it's like the same title over and over again... i don't really find it funny...

haha i love that one!!!

i got this from my bother....
flower bridge

fa keui

(its in cantonese)

hrmm i hope its pg-13

lolz i saw that b4 but its stio funni

Kind of mean...but funny...yeah it's how to speak like a FOB. But oh well...

haha thats great wow i was like laughin the whole time!

this is too funny! i seen it before but still its good

clever but funny

it is kinda annoying fobish talk...

fob?

there are other sites where u would find this its not very funny, even when u read it the first time

err.... FOB means someone who doesnt speak engilsh or tries to speak english but fails i think

FOB-fresh off the boat.

i saw these b4

lol at the first couple i didnt get but then i realized what they meant

LOL. Some of these are hilarious =D

lol. i've seen these so many times but it still cracks me up

hmm i posted this up a while ago.. i wonder where my thread went.

thats funny! it is kinda how my mom talks though

lmao...i've seen these but this one is really cleverly written.

Not funny...

Kinda funny, but makes fun of fobs

Hehe Yu Stin Ki

thats so mean!

haha ive seen that before. funny funny

lmao.

LOL! hiralous..my mom talks like that... -_-;;

DON'T YOU GUYS THINK ITS RACIST?! I MEAN ITS JUST CHINESE AND YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING AT THE WAY THEY SAY/PRONOUNCE THINGS. IF YOU SPOKE LYKE THAT AND ANOTHER PERSON MAKES FUN OF IT BY SAYING IT IN SOME OTHER LANGUAGE WOULDN'T YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE?! OMFG...

Um, it's kind of mean... but it is kinda clever... and kinda funny... *sweatdrop*

well its kinda mean but funny. my parents talk like that.....

lol

yeah..this is lame and i've already seen it!

LMAO! HAHAHA...gosh, that was the funniest thing. Too bad only azns will get it, huh? Lol, You too stinky...haha

I don't really like this one.
Chinese people DON'T talk like this...

lols its funni
sadd it sounds like this dumb guy i knew in 8th grade
teehee

eh..its kinda old...

yu tu soo ped.

Yay! Now I know how to speak Chinese!

☻ ☻ ☻
AzN_PnoY_BoI

lmao that was funnyy hehe





.:tony:.

LMAO ! aha heLLa funny ..

huh??? tat make no sense... (((and i m chinese!!)))

lolz. thats funny. my grandma would crack up if she saw this

kinda racist... but funny... lol

haha first time I read it that is weird lol.... but cool..... haha

yeah because we're so used to regular pin yin. that's offensive.

lol theres a picture like that- learn chinese in 1 minute tho, its really evil lol

lolss heh i guess its pretti asmusing yet not very nice