yeah guys. describe how it feels when your penis is excited. you know, when you're wacking your weewee, wagging yourself, you know.. jacking off to arrive at ejaculation. when the water is out of the hose, when saliva is spit out of a mouth, when evil knievel is shot out of a cannon, when goku does the kamehameha, when semen escapes your crotchhole.

like.. it feels like you've just pissed after holding in piss for so long?

elaborate, please

It feels like you're riding a roller coaster and then you have the best peee ever.

-_-;;

whatever.

^Dont spam please.

It probably feels like heaven on earth...except in your peesnake.

Wow, this is an odd topic. Im guessing it probably would feel like your ready to explode because its making you so horny, or maybe a volcano errupting lol.

Can I ask why you want to know what/how guys feel when they jack off.

Christine. I always knew you were a pervert.


Go back to the nunnery!

Anywho, when I'm wanking off, before it hits the climax and I eject my man juice, I feel like this rushing feeling concentrated in the head of the penis. And my whole body feels like it's defying gravity, like there is a force pulling me up to the air.

When the juice starts coming out, you feel it. Every shot. And then all the tension that you had before starts going away slowly, making you feel very relaxed and stress free.

It's amazing. The orgasm.


When I'm peeing, if I had to pee so bad like 30 minutes before, when I release my urine, it's almost the same feeling as an orgasm except it's faster paced.

See, this is why I'm glad I'm a girl. Everything you do with your penis is INTENSE EXTREME PENIS ACTION.

Girls probably experience the same thing when they have orgasms.

And they CAN have multiple orgasms one after the other. Guys can't.

hahahah wouldnt know. but im also glad im a girl :)

i dont have to touch myself in the mornings... hahahaha

Probably? I'm a girl, I have orgasmed, it's intense and awesome, but it's nothing like peeing, lol.

And yes, oh yes we can.

wow. this is interesting.
why does it look like more girls are replying than guys??

^ We're nosy.

And they talk alot.


That's why I love them.

Well, my orgasm feels like when you wake up in the morning, and you stretch and it feels so amazing, except instead of going away it just keeps getting better and better. Then you get so relaxed and you kinda feel like falling over and just lying there lol.

Except mine is more incredible than yours because I actually feel like floating in mid-air and defying gravity.

So hah!

I could too. My whole body goes numb so I don't feel if I'm lying down or sitting on something :)

Well, damn.

Just damn.


And here I thought I was special.

Guys' orgasms have to be better since they masturbate so often. Sometimes I think theirs are better than ours.

how about you describe a female orgasm?

LOL. Is there really a way to desribe how an orgasm feels besides "THAT SHET FEELS SO FACKING GOOD"

I've always wondered how if felt to have an orgasm being a guy

Wow!
Ive never thought I would see anything like that in here!

u seem to know a lot of terms and studied the penis lol.. watch factory girl ull know what im talking about

I think it's pretty much the same as a male orgasm. Except..for the whole peeing thing. But equally as good.

It makes you go weak in the legs. Not at the knees, but your legs. Like jello.

Uh... pretty much, it's unexplainable. I'm pretty sure it's the same as a girl's orgasm. It's just a really good feeling that can be addicting (literally)

i feel stupid after it. damn hormones.

arggg i ler it

hmm...well MINI hit it right on the head. (no pun intended).

but yeah, believe it or not, the best part is right before you come. I mean, the actual ejactulation is great, but the VERY SECOND right before feels so incredible.

my orgasms last anywhere from 20 to 60 seconds. But my dick 'pulses' for about 2 or 3 minutes after.

Oh my god, Frankie!

WHAAAAAAAAAT?

TMI!!

LMAFOOO


wtf? how can that be too much information when compared to the first post?!!

We did not need to know that your dick pulses for 5 hours.

lmfao

YOU WOULD IF IT WAS PULSING IN YOU.

oh..did i use YOUR special emoticon?

IMMA BETCH SLAP YOU, SHET BAG.

That's my smiley!

& I don't know why I don't know the significance behind "shet bag" and "betch". Care to enlighten me?

i'm watcingthe video now and cant' stop lauging...

so i feel the need to call you one, too?

Oh no, I mean, I don't know where everyone is getting that from. LINK ME

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

watch the whole tihng, of course, but my favorite part takes place at about....25 seconds in :]

OMG WTF

That was awesome.

LOLLLL i know.
omg. okay. bed

WHAT. THE. f**k. WAS. THAT. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo traumatized right now.

Frankie!

Naughty boy!

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Thats nice. We really dont care.

To me, it feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

...

Am I doing it right?

fasho. explosions.

Content Removed. -HakunaMatata

I don't understand that logic at all.


Maybe when it comes to actual intercourse (I wouldn't know, I've never had sex), but my orgasms are flipping out of this world. And we have MULTIPLE orgasms. And you know, each orgasm builds off the other orgasm, so by the last orgasm your in such a state of awesomeness that somebody could jump off a cliff and die in front of you and you couldn't help but giggle because, damn, isn't the world grand?

Agreed. After a good round I couldn't really care if my house caught on fire. At least, for the first few minutes. I've never been able to achieve multiple orgasm while masturbating. I would like to know how

Female orgasm ... It's the build up that's the best. I love it when I'm taken just before the climax and then stopped. Keep it up for half an hour, the final crash is amazing, even if I did want to rip the guys head off before when he wouldn't let me come

when i am at the point of no return my dick feels fat and hot and like electric shocks run allover my body and the stuff spits out and i almost pass out