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HTMLrulesdood
i was watching a show on mtv 2
and it said if you eat fast food
your dick would get bigger?

its kinda lame haha
what do you think bout it?
fathomlessdame
that sounds dumb. i doubt its true
HTMLrulesdood
lol haha i dont know. i just heard it on mtv
so im like wow what do other people have to say about this
breakingdawn
Well, that's a no brainer. If you heard it on MTV it must be true.

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fathomlessdame
it'd make every other part of your body bigger first
HTMLrulesdood
haha yeah i dont know about MTV
these days?
Mercy
Who ever started the thought of eating fast food will get your dick bigger should have been shot in the face.
stephinika
QUOTE(fathomlessdame @ Jun 24 2007, 07:27 PM) *
it'd make every other part of your body bigger first

laugh.gif Haha, no kidding...yeah I somehow doubt that has truth to it...
karmakiller
QUOTE(fathomlessdame @ Jun 24 2007, 09:27 PM) *
it'd make every other part of your body bigger first
LOL, so true.

It's just like those girls that believe certian exercises will make your chest bigger.
jeSs1cA
QUOTE(Mercy @ Jun 25 2007, 11:03 AM) *
Who ever started the thought of eating fast food will get your dick bigger should have been shot in the face.


haaa, amen to that.
Mercy
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jun 25 2007, 04:44 PM) *
LOL, so true.

It's just like those girls that believe certian exercises will make your chest bigger.

No my favorite one is with the people who think eatiing chicken breast will make their boobs bigger.
Select
i heard if you eat a bad piece of chicken you get lose weight.
Mercy
QUOTE(Nicky =D @ Jun 25 2007, 05:07 PM) *
i heard if you eat a bad piece of chicken you get lose weight.

...?
ARE YOU SERIOUS???


I mean yeah your gonna get sick which will cause you to puke and shit,But dang.I could never see someone actualy having their food rot to lose weight.
steve330
QUOTE(Mercy @ Jun 25 2007, 11:58 AM) *
No my favorite one is with the people who think eatiing chicken breast will make their boobs bigger.


It will :) As well as the rest of your body.
HTMLrulesdood
Haha, lol people responses to this is FUNNY! wow lol
shotgunFUNERAL
QUOTE(HTMLrulesdood @ Jun 24 2007, 09:01 PM) *
i was watching a show on mtv 2
and it said if you eat fast food
your dick would get bigger?

its kinda lame haha
what do you think bout it?
kinda lame? you have to admit that if we were to say it were true, you'd try it. everyone is now trying to point the finger and say "well, my friend wondered" or "i didn't think it was true...but". yeah, we know it's YOU and by saying it's kinda lame, we know you were going to try it if we said it were true.
HTMLrulesdood
So your saying i said that?
I HEARD it on the show "exposed" on mtv
like 4 nights ago.
MyMichelle
Even if you got a big one, it doesn't mean you're good at f**king. :(
Relentless
I watch MTV a lot and I never seen this commercial before. o.O Seems kind of odd to have this air, and I wonder if people actually go to fast food and see if it works, hah.
HTMLrulesdood
No its not a commercial.
On the show Exposed
if you have ever seen it
one of the guys
said
"i eat fast food and it makes my dick bigger"
shotgunFUNERAL
QUOTE(HTMLrulesdood @ Jun 25 2007, 01:50 PM) *
So your saying i said that?
I HEARD it on the show "exposed" on mtv
like 4 nights ago.
no, i said you BELIEVE IT.

you wouldn't be asking if you didn't think it's true, which is why i thought it to be ironic that you said it was "kinda lame".
Comptine

does that even make sense? at all?

LOSING weight helps expose the penis more so there is more length. why would gaining weight make it any bigger?

and i hardly think the people of exposed were serious.
HTMLrulesdood
haha no i dont beleive that!
EmoEyelinerx
QUOTE(fathomlessdame @ Jun 24 2007, 10:27 PM) *
it'd make every other part of your body bigger first

Haha, so so true.

Stupid people thease days, actually believe food would make your dick bigger, I mean what the heck.
HTMLrulesdood
i know!
thats like saying if i drink water my nipples will dissaper.
haha
deplorable
i thought this was just a joke, but i meet someone who believed in this "exercise" and faithfully did it everyday.
you basically push your chest outwardsand push your elbows inwards...
but wait!
there is a chant that MUST be preformed at the same time..

AHEM...

i must, i must
i must develop my bust
the bigger the better
the tighter the sweater
i must
i must
I MUST!!!! punk.gif

ha ha
there is also this other thing. apparently if you push down the fat on your neck everyday, it will get rid of a double chin and ALSO relocate the fat to ur boobs.... so many of my friends believe in that shit XD
HTMLrulesdood
Woah! haha lol
shotgunFUNERAL
QUOTE(deplorable @ Jun 26 2007, 01:16 PM) *
i thought this was just a joke, but i meet someone who believed in this "exercise" and faithfully did it everyday.
you basically push your chest outwardsand push your elbows inwards...
but wait!
there is a chant that MUST be preformed at the same time..

AHEM...

i must, i must
i must develop my bust
the bigger the better
the tighter the sweater
i must
i must
I MUST!!!! punk.gif

ha ha
there is also this other thing. apparently if you push down the fat on your neck everyday, it will get rid of a double chin and ALSO relocate the fat to ur boobs.... so many of my friends believe in that shit XD
that chant is really old. my art teacher who is 52 did that during way back when to get bigger boobs...and well, it didn't work.
freeridefight
Lmao. I heard on Oprah that if you lose 30 pounds, you gain an inch. Its because all that weight is like, going over the base.
KayleighKins
Over the base?

What?

Bitch this ain't baseball. laugh.gif
HTMLrulesdood
haha LMAO
freeridefight
Base of the penis.











Retard. stubborn.gif
spongeboblover
only works at burger king it will turn your dick king size
HTMLrulesdood
omg LMFAO thats sweet reply haha
KayleighKins
QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Jun 26 2007, 04:55 PM) *
Base of the penis.
Retard. stubborn.gif


Hahaha xD Ah alright.
holagurrl03
Hahaha that's hilarious. laugh.gif
sourire
HA Exposed is full of bull.
I remember reading that in Are You There God
"I must, I must, I must increase my bust!"
heyyfrankie
so not true.
emazing
That's lame.
Crash2
Why would this be true? It's a load of BS.
RAWRstephishere
No no.

If you eat your computer, your dick will get bigger.

Start chewing.
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