Have a few very close trust worthy friends that will always be there for you and go to 4 parties a year but at the same time be a social outcast. That's practically who I am hahah. Dude, I only go to 1 party a year... And they're not hardcore parties...


Would you rather

Choke on pop rocks or chock on a REALLY sour warhead candy??

Poprocks! :D

Would you rather be in jail for 5 years.
or 2 1/2 years with Michael Jackson. :)

2 1/2 years with MK


Would you rather like a weird person, or have a weird person like you?

weird person like me.

would you rather take away all the boys in your school or all the girls?

I've gotten a tack under my nail when looking through a drawer
so, kidney stone.

Would you rather go to jail for bestiality or a child molester?

Bestiality.

Would you rather rape and kill or get raped and killed?

Rape and kill, there's stil a chance to run away.

Would you rather smell with your genitilia or urinate through your nostrils?

Urinate through nostrils.

Would you rather f**k a monkey or f**k a goat?

Monkey.

Would you rather eat human meat or dog meat?

probably dog.

would you rather die in a fire or die by getting chopped to pieces?

fire.

Would you rather not be able to laugh at all or not be able to cry at all?

not able to cry.

would you rather get shot to death or poisoned?

shot to death [get that lito slow-mo dramatic effect ]

Would you rather eat a bowl of cheerios in week old warm milk or small eggos with sour syrup?

Hm. Cheerios!

Would you rather get a scalp massage or a lower abdomen massage?

hmm...lower abdomen i guess.

Would you rather sky dive or cliff dive?

Cliff.

Would you rather fat or ugly?

fat.

would you rather have saggy boobs and could never wear a bra, or underwear you could NEVER take off?

Boobs, i guess

would you rather have long pubs thats 5ft long, that you can never cut or have your crush trim your pubs and eyebrow hair?

eyebrows.

Would you rather get a crappy mac os with touchscreen for free or a windows vista laptop for 800,000$

i guess the crappy mac :D

would you rather date an old guy/girl that's rich (ex. hugh heffner or oprah?) or a hot guy/girl that's average?

hot guy thats average

Would you rather live in a bathroom the rest of or your life or a dumpster.

dumpster! because, in a bathroom.. i won't be able to eat. lolz!

would you rather be with your loved one or your family on christmas?

family. i guess.

would you rather have both sex organs, or none at all?

Both.

Would you rather do a barrel roll(press z or r twice) or Try a summersault?

summersault

would you rather have your cellphone and no computer, or a computer with no cellphone?

WHY MUST IT BE A HARD ONE?
but, a computer and no phone.

would you rather be ugly and rich, or attractive and poor?

attractive and poor.

Would you rather sleep with a homosexual or a transexual?

transexual? aha a girl that used to be a dude


would you rather live in costco or superwalmart for the rest of your life?

costco. HELLO SAMPLES.

would you rather always have chapped lips or always have a bladder infection?

Chuck Norris

Would you rather be apart of PETA or be a terroist

peta...

would you rather have to clean up dead bodies for the rest of your life, or eat one?

ew...clean up probably

Would you rather drink de-fizzed soda or contaminated water

soda.

would you rather always be cold, or always be hot?

stay awake

would u rather lose ur dominant arm or lose your senses of taste and smell

lose my dominant arm.

would you rather die in a car crash, or die from a fall.

car crash.

would you rather have to gouge out your eyes or cut off your tongue?

Cut off my tongue.

Would you rather be on Real World or True Life?

I hate reality shows, I guess I'll go with Real World.

Would you rather starve, or dehydrate.

ugh! so hard!
i think starve

would you rather live with your parents or by yourself?

parents.

would you rather sleep in pee or lick a dog's butt?

dog's butt.

would you rather be short or tall?

tall

would you rather be be happy and poor or sad and rich

happy and poor.

have a huge, annoying family, or none at all.

huge annoying family

would u rather have all ur hair pulled out 1 by 1 or walk on nails for 5 minutes

walk on nails ..


would u rather win $1.000.000 but die in 10 years or live poor and die in 50 yrs

win one milion and then die in 10 years
cause then u could enjoy it for those 10years
ur gona die anyways
y not enjoy life more

wolud u rather die of a natural cause or die in an instant from a gunshot

natural causes?

would you rather drink pee or eat shit?

very gross but drink pee

would you rather a loved family member be diagnosed w/ cancer or for yourself to be diagnosed with cancer

I'll take the hit, that gives me an excuse to do shit that gets me life in prison, and I'll be like "haha i die anyway"

Would you rather eat the best steak in the world or have a night out with a guy/chick you like/love