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http://www.yahoobreakingnews.com/news1.html

...omg wth?!?!


North Korea unabashedly blows up the moon
By Author, Associated Press Writer.

NORTH KOREA – The world thought that North Korea didn’t have the nuclear firepower to hit Japan let alone the moon. They were wrong.

At approximately 11:20 P.M. EST North Korea changed the world forever. Using an advanced space missile that the world has yet to even wrap their mind around, the North Koreans showed of their firepower to the world by hitting the moon.

The launch point of the missile remains unknown although an anonymous source says the government thinks it is Nampo, North Korea.

Preliminary estimates put the explosive power of the nuclear bomb at 10,000 that of the one dropped on Hiroshima.

“This has been the most powerful bomb exploded to date,” stated nuclear weapons expert Noah Cain, “and capable of destroying the entire state of Rhode Island.”

As of 11:30 PM EST the Bush Administration was not available for comment on the explosion, although Jeckma Uji, an aide to the President says the government is still waiting for a response from North Korea.

John Canterbury, a resident of Los Angeles, California, was reported saying, “I was looking at the moon through my telescope when suddenly a huge fiery cloud appeared. I ran inside to pray thinking the world was going to end.”

Experts are saying that the amount of debris and radiation that will reach earth as a result of the explosion will be minimal. However, long term effect of the explosion are yet unknown. Many scientists are saying that the bomb, regardless of its size was unable to change the moons orbit.

An anonymous scientists, however, is expressing his concerns stating, “it [the bomb] could have altered the moon’s orbit by a fraction of an inch which over the course of a couple centuries might cause the moon to crash into Earth.”

It is unknown whether North Korea has a second missile with similar capabilities and how the world will respond if it does.



JK EVERYONE =]
Relentless
Uhh, so did it really happen even though you said jk?

Since it is on Yahoo News, and there usually real facts.
doiink
nah its actually a joke, i totally fell for it until my friend pointed out that it's all fake. if you look for the news online it doesn't exist; if the moon really did blow up it'd be everywhere! and all the other "news stories" are unbelievable...

the site is also fake i think, they're just borrowing the yahoo name, because if you go to yahoo, and then news, the url is just new.yahoo!
Relentless
Ohh. Hahaa.. I see...

I was like wahh? Since I can still see the moon outside. lolz.
phoenixpyre
QUOTE(Relentless @ Jun 7 2007, 12:41 AM) *
Ohh. Hahaa.. I see...

I was like wahh? Since I can still see the moon outside. lolz.


if you actually spent time READING the whole article, it doesnt say the moon blown up and gone.

read it
cori-catastrophe
QUOTE(Relentless @ Jun 7 2007, 01:41 AM) *
Ohh. Hahaa.. I see...

I was like wahh? Since I can still see the moon outside. lolz.

ditto. XD.gif
Tung
LOL wow, that was pretty funny. and stupid at the same time.
sugarrcube
QUOTE(Relentless @ Jun 6 2007, 07:41 PM) *
Ohh. Hahaa.. I see...

I was like wahh? Since I can still see the moon outside. lolz.


HAHAHAAHHAHAA. i was juss thinkin, "i couldve sworn i juss saw it."

hahahaha
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