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Its most-likely a joke though. it seems real.

Haha. Does it really seem that real to you? That interview is ridiculous.

onion news? anyways...we'll see...im sure this "date rape" is not close to true...tho i will be cheking the fifth chapter

Yeah this is defiantly a joke.

maybe. I guess it could be true. I mean, personally, I don't think I'd be surprised. A lot of stuff happens in that book.

Wh0000t GHB ftw!!

. . . Too bad Cedric died. -sighs-

And you know, there's a reason why my Journalism teacher quotes The Onion. But maybe that's just me.

That's odd. Rape? I thought Harry Potter was a role model to young teens, lol. However the guy looks like he's being overly sarcastic.

I don't read the books anyway, I watch the movies, HAHA.

"It is a beautiful moment in the book". wtf? That Ethan guy is weird...
But anyways, It definitely sounds like a joke. Not that I really care though, I am not an HP fan.

That just killed harry potter for me.

lolllllllllllllll.

no.

"I think it's going to be Hagrid. He's a giant and giants are aggressive.. sexually."
HAHAHAHA

All the same though... I thought The Onion was always about joking around.

That does sound like a joke to me too ._.
I don't know you sort of can tell they're just MADE UP actors o_o;;

It wouldn't be nice for the ending on Harry Potter book to be like that...

Sets a very bad image for Harry Potter...
especially WHAT IT WILL DO TO CHILDREN TOO!!

really funny.
but funny things do happen in teh hp.

hahaha. i think its harry whos to be date raped.

lol...this is a joke...There is no doubt about it.

I'm pretty sure this is just a spoof. At least, I hope so.

Moved to Humor.

I dont think they're serious i think this was just a joke...xD but i guess if it is...we should find out when we read the book...right? o.O xD

Oh man...
This is definitely a joke.
Still funny, though.

thats soo weird and it seems soo real... i would expect something like that in harry potter fanfiction but in the book? crazy...

At first I was like uh are you serious?! But i dunno it's seems pretty obvious that it's just some big joke. Look at what it says like the "breaking news" that's scrolling on the bottom. I honestly doubt J.K. would put in something like that. She wouldn't would she... ha

This is so ridiculously fake. It's obvious. They got fan "actors" who can't act worth a f**king shit.