-Son: "Dad, is God a woman or man?"
-Dad: "Well, he's both son."
-Son: "Okay."
**The son runs back to his room, then comes back out to ask another question.**
-Son: "Is God, black or white, Dad?"
-Dad: "Again, he is both."
-Son: "Alright."
**Once again, he goes back to his room to think. Then comes back to his dad to ask one more question.**
-Son: "Dad?"
-Dad: "Yes?"
-Son: "Is Michael Jackson God?"
Okay so yeah. LoL. Well, it got me laughing.