JerzDevil
May 16 2007, 10:19 PM
i understand the virgins who like to beat their meat but too much is worthless seriously wat do u get out of this, not enuff pleasure, just waste of ur time and rubbingness ... so it just makes ur hand use more power causes more friction
mishyerr
May 16 2007, 10:29 PM
They probably like to masturbate b/c it feels good. Some people like to feel good. Probably a select few.
Podomaht
May 16 2007, 10:32 PM
QUOTE(Statistik @ May 16 2007, 11:19 PM)

i understand the virgins who like to beat their meat but too much is worthless seriously wat do u get out of this, not enuff pleasure, just waste of ur time and rubbingness ... so it just makes ur hand use more power causes more friction
and i bet you have had sex numerous times, right pimp?
you're still a virgin, fuckwad. get a life.
steve330
May 16 2007, 10:43 PM
Well, in my humble opinion, it's because it makes guys orgasm. You see the imagination and or porn + stimulation of their crotch area signals the body to do what it does to bring forth the surge of good feeling.
Basically Michelle was kind of close (just a little) when she said because it feels good. I do think it's kind of weird for people to like to feel good, which I suppose is the reason that so few like to do it.
JerzDevil
May 16 2007, 11:16 PM
QUOTE(Podomaht @ May 16 2007, 11:32 PM)

and i bet you have had sex numerous times, right pimp?
you're still a virgin, fuckwad. get a life.
and you are? look WHO'S TALKING!
skillxz
May 16 2007, 11:22 PM
why bother making such a stupid thread about this same topic...I mean, if you can't answer a question like this yourself (you're a guy) don't bother asking anyone else.
steve330
May 16 2007, 11:24 PM
QUOTE(skillxz @ May 16 2007, 11:22 PM)

why bother making such a stupid thread about this same topic...I mean, if you can't answer a question like this yourself (you're a guy) don't bother asking anyone else.
Maybe he's confused/needs reassurance? Maybe he doesn't know how to do it right and he's bashing it because he can't master it?
Anyways. Whoever said there's no such thing as a dumb question was severely mistaken.
Podomaht
May 16 2007, 11:34 PM
QUOTE(steve330 @ May 17 2007, 12:24 AM)

Maybe he's confused/needs reassurance? Maybe he doesn't know how to do it right and he's bashing it because he can't master it?
Anyways. Whoever said there's no such thing as a dumb question was severely mistaken.
No, he's the village idiot here. Ignore the posts made by Statistik.
MeanBastard
May 16 2007, 11:39 PM
It works out my forearm.
steve330
May 16 2007, 11:42 PM
QUOTE(th5418 @ May 16 2007, 11:39 PM)

It works out my forearm.
You post op? ;)
Mr. Slowjamz
May 16 2007, 11:50 PM
wooooow so much inspiration .
AngelicEyz00
May 17 2007, 02:20 AM
HAHAHAHA.
10 bucks that Jason is still a virgin.
And what's wrong with wanting to get an orgasm whenever you want?
Jason don't act like you don't do it.
stephinika
May 17 2007, 02:23 AM
^^
Bahaha, you have a point. This kinda made me laugh.
But yeah, what's wrong with getting off when you feel like it?
Podomaht
May 17 2007, 11:22 AM
Jason, if you need lots of porno sites, PM me.
Mercy
May 17 2007, 01:26 PM
Can we please stay on topic...even if it is jason making the topic...
mishyerr
May 17 2007, 10:59 PM
QUOTE(steve330 @ May 16 2007, 11:24 PM)

Maybe he's confused/needs reassurance? Maybe he doesn't know how to do it right and he's bashing it because he can't master it?
Anyways. Whoever said there's no such thing as a dumb question was severely mistaken.
Yeah, Steven, it's nice that you're trying to be nice, but this kid is seriously so f**king annoying, stupid, and ignorant that it's almost pointless to read his posts sometimes (just because you'll wonder how in the heavens someone so idiotic exists).
He probably can't do it right, since he thinks that masturbating is just a little "rubbing" action. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaa.
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EVER HEAR OF AN ORGASM?!
Podomaht
May 17 2007, 11:48 PM
QUOTE(mishyerr @ May 17 2007, 11:59 PM)

Yeah, Steven, it's nice that you're trying to be nice, but this kid is seriously so f**king annoying, stupid, and ignorant that it's almost pointless to read his posts sometimes (just because you'll wonder how in the heavens someone so idiotic exists).
He probably can't do it right, since he thinks that masturbating is just a little "rubbing" action. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaa.
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EVER HEAR OF AN ORGASM?!i like you.
ReggieM
May 17 2007, 11:49 PM
why do u like posting topics. dummy.
Mr. Slowjamz
May 17 2007, 11:49 PM
QUOTE(mishyerr @ May 17 2007, 11:59 PM)

Yeah, Steven, it's nice that you're trying to be nice, but this kid is seriously so f**king annoying, stupid, and ignorant that it's almost pointless to read his posts sometimes (just because you'll wonder how in the heavens someone so idiotic exists).
He probably can't do it right, since he thinks that masturbating is just a little "rubbing" action. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaa.
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EVER HEAR OF AN ORGASM?!so is just like everyone is messed up in the world . . stop bashing the kid . let kid enjoy his character for once . because probably thats the only thing he has.
YaGurlSukedMe2SLeep
May 17 2007, 11:56 PM
Hey, theres a new Hooters in Fremont, anyone go yet?
steve330
May 18 2007, 12:01 AM
QUOTE(Mr. Slowjamz @ May 17 2007, 11:49 PM)

so is just like everyone is messed up in the world . . stop bashing the kid . let kid enjoy his character for once . because probably thats the only thing he has.
Sorry bud but he brought it upon himself. Everyone needs to learn eventually, be it hard or easy, that if you act stupid and confrontational, you're gonna get your ass flamed.
Also people tend to listen/respect you a bit more when you use proper grammar/punctuation/word usage. <- not a bash, rather a tip.
@ Podomaht : She's mine!
YaGurlSukedMe2SLeep
May 18 2007, 12:11 AM
QUOTE(steve330 @ May 17 2007, 10:01 PM)

Sorry bud but he brought it upon himself. Everyone needs to learn eventually, be it hard or easy, that if you act stupid and confrontational, you're gonna get your ass flamed.
You should also know that by doing so, you are just encouraging him to do more. He only makes topics/comments just to get a rise outta you since thats what apparently makes him happy.
steve330
May 18 2007, 12:14 AM
QUOTE(Ma Ass is WOW @ May 18 2007, 12:11 AM)

You should also know that by doing so, you are just encouraging him to do more. He only makes topics/comments just to get a rise outta you since thats what apparently makes him happy.
Good for him :) I couldn't care less, honestly, about what makes him happy and what he likes to do. I simply like arguing for argument's sake. Of course, some of my "arguments" are bound to be petty snipes/responses because I either:
A: Don't feel like compiling an argument
B: *shrug* Guess there really is only 1 reason
YaGurlSukedMe2SLeep
May 18 2007, 12:18 AM
QUOTE(steve330 @ May 17 2007, 10:14 PM)

Good for him :) I couldn't care less, honestly, about what makes him happy and what he likes to do. I simply like arguing for argument's sake. Of course, some of my "arguments" are bound to be petty snipes/responses because I either:
A: Don't feel like compiling an argument
B: *shrug* Guess there really is only 1 reason
If you must, please do so, but it is my duty to tell you that his remarks are in fact asinine. Just don't be too frustrated.
steve330
May 18 2007, 12:21 AM
^Now that would just be silly.
datass
May 18 2007, 06:22 AM
A pleasurable way to build up arm muscles?
cupcakex
May 18 2007, 08:15 AM
Alright, so, this is the real reason guys jerk off.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Mr. Slowjamz
May 18 2007, 08:44 AM
hahaahahahaaaaaaa.
im laughing at this thread.
MrStrife
May 18 2007, 01:31 PM
Because some guys are horny, bored, lonely and have no life? *shrug*
pkbabe
May 18 2007, 02:14 PM
A good way to pleasure oneself without the worry of stds
IVIike
May 18 2007, 03:14 PM
^-- haha true
EmoEyelinerx
May 18 2007, 04:56 PM
*teehee* he probably cant get enough (or any) action in the bedroom so he has to jackoff. But he might also like to do it because he might want to "feel" good.
QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ May 18 2007, 7:22 AM)

A pleasurable way to build up arm muscles?

hahahaha
deplorable
May 18 2007, 04:58 PM
why do guys masturbate? its sex with someone they love!
steve330
May 18 2007, 06:18 PM
Psh even people with the biggest lives can find time to masturbate. That kind of pleasure you get when your whole body loses control and gives into the ejaculation is just so addicting that even if you're doing something non stop, you can find some time to go to the bathroom and rub one off or do it in the shower. Hell, you can even do it right after you wake up before you do anything or right before you go to sleep!
ezechucky
May 18 2007, 07:02 PM
so...conflict eh?!?
well as a guy, the times that i did "work out my forearm", as some may call it, it was because i somehow saw something that led me to it. *cough*porn*cough*
it's just because you do wanna feel good and because once you're hard you wanna let the load out! =]
MrStrife
May 18 2007, 10:33 PM
Sometimes a boy only has sex with his girlfriend about just once a year like one of my boys. lol. Some dudes girlfriends just plain suck. Figuratively.
kryogenix
May 19 2007, 12:19 AM
Same reason why people like coming to createblog.
cupcakex
May 19 2007, 03:28 AM
^ coming to createblog doesn't make you cum. Guys jerk off, to ejaculate. End of story.
Duchess_of_Dork
May 19 2007, 10:08 AM
QUOTE(kryogenix @ May 19 2007, 1:19 AM)

Same reason why people like coming to createblog.
People like coming to createblog to jack off?
stephinika
May 19 2007, 01:59 PM
^^
Hahahaha, I don't know why, but reading those last few posts just made me crack up a bit.
What an interesting topic. But yeah if people came to cB for that, I'd be a little concerned.
NYCin2009
Jun 2 2007, 09:42 PM
QUOTE(mishyerr @ May 16 2007, 11:29 PM)

They probably like to masturbate b/c it feels good. Some people like to feel good. Probably a select few.

pretty much.
masturbation is completely normal and healthy, even if you are sexually active.
and post above almost made me spit out my water, ah! lol.
fagget
Jun 3 2007, 12:24 AM
This reminds me so much of Sean.
NgocQuyen
Jun 3 2007, 12:47 AM
QUOTE(stephinika @ May 19 2007, 02:59 PM)

What an interesting topic. But yeah if people came to cB for that, I'd be a little concerned.
haha i would be too! lol and i don't know why guys jerk off so much. let me go ask Thuan. hahaha ;)
asiu1990
Jun 3 2007, 10:16 PM
it's the best form of safe sex! 100% guaranteed.
RyanWasHere
Jun 3 2007, 10:23 PM
Masturbation hasn't been as fun since i lost my virginity.
shotgunFUNERAL
Jun 3 2007, 11:07 PM
jason, why do you start something and never come back?
superstitious
Jun 4 2007, 09:11 AM
QUOTE(RyanWasHere @ Jun 3 2007, 11:23 PM)

Masturbation hasn't been as fun since i lost my virginity.
Really? I think that's too bad. Perhaps in front of her/him/whatever would renew the spark with you and... you?
I don't know. I'm a proud advocate of masturbation and it's something that I think would be a shame to become less fun as time passes (and has you have experiences with another person).
RyanWasHere
Jun 4 2007, 02:43 PM
QUOTE(superstitious @ Jun 4 2007, 09:11 AM)

Really? I think that's too bad. Perhaps in front of her/him/whatever would renew the spark with you and... you?
I don't know. I'm a proud advocate of masturbation and it's something that I think would be a shame to become less fun as time passes (and has you have experiences with another person).
My girl does it in front of me sometimes, ive never tried though, that might be something to look into.
steve330
Jun 4 2007, 04:25 PM
Whoever informed you that guys enjoy jacking off was completely out of their mind or tripping on acid/pot/crack at the same time. No guy in their right mind would enjoy such pleasurable activities.
Chicago
Jun 4 2007, 04:35 PM
this topic is great!
anyway, i love the feeling and im too younge to actually have sex
also, i'd definitly thank porn.
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