Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Full Version: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
HAHAHA 
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
hahaha omg, I didnt even know what to expect. Thats an awesome joke.Mean, but awesome.
AHAHHAHAH
I like it!
rofl. 
NICE
NICE
LOL.
that's a good one
LOL
LMAO
DAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGG!!! PWNT.
Dang, this is pretty old. 
ahahha took me a while to get it but thats funny.
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