Omg i'm so sad and need someone to hold me through these tough times.

Earlier today, I was in a bit of a hurry and really had to poo. So I slammed by ass onto my toilet, and pushed till my face went red...then felt something weird in between my legs. Soon after, I heard a little "thump" in the toilet bowl...then another. I got up to check my work...but noticed something.

MY SCROTUM WAS DEFLATTED!!!

Omg my own balls left me.

Oh gawd how I miss them. I couldn't stand the site of them outside of me in the toilet so I flushed them...and now i regret it :(

Here's a picture I drew shortly after in loving memory:

god speed, lil' ballies.

*moment of silence*

awww are you okay?

It's okay, Steven.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

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may they rest in the toilet... in peace.

aww...sweetie yoru so funny! *hugs*

did that really happen? wow if it did i am so sorry for you

:tony:

woah im sooo srry that happend to u n ur balls

Are you serious .. I didn't think those things happened ..

Um...whoa...
That's bad.

oo im very sorry to hear that... hope you'll feel better!

*CRIES* HYSTERICALLY ME AND HIS BALLS WERE CLOSE I'll NEVER FORGET YOU!

*let us have a moment of silence for your balls*

wtf? Are you sniffing something? lol. I don't think it's possible "for your balls to LEAVE YOU" when you're trying to poopie. hehe.

R.I.P

eeeeeeek..........

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha..*moment of silence fo his balls*

ugh? don't they come back like asap?

LMFAO!! you dork! i hope you didn't flush the toilet

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*hugggg* things will get better
RIP wildgriffin's balls

lOL ur hilarious steven!! haha newais thats sad that ur balls left u lols "sweat drop down in my balls" i think thats how it goes? lols

haha lmao thats hilarious lol

wow...good for you..

That's hilarious. Loosing your balls while taking a crap. Man oh man!

Tsk tsk. How could you be so irresponsible like that, young man? I'm ashamed of you - you let your own balls down. I'm sure you've done other stupid things that made them more the merrier to leave you!

ok, thats funny, but kinda weird...

lmao ur funny

aww..sowee to hear that..lol kinda spooky

okay NOT FAIR!! i got my nice little EDUCATIONAL link deleted, but you get to talk about how your balls fell out of your sack when you were taking a shit.

Wow...maybe you should write a story dedicated to your balls. Pwhahaha!

well, the doctor found your balls in my stomach


you can see how they are missing a ballsack

That's one of the most disturbing yet funny things I've heard in a while...um I hope everything is okay, lol

Wait, so you ate my balls???


...give em' back meanie.

yes i ate your balls but they didn't taste as good as Jose's balls

i was about to laugh. but i was way too shocked

hmmm .. very interesting post .. what is this doing in relationships though may i ask? .. did you have an EXTRA special relationship or bond with them? .. i'm sorry for your loss .. may your balls rest in peace ..

dont they grow bac...lol

i always knew you didn't have any balls steven, how could you lose them if you never had them?

It's alright. I have spare one's I can share with you.

=( no fair i wanted to grow balls =( why wont u spare me some :D haha jk

Sure. There are plenty to go around.

This is a, erm, strange topic.

rofl!! yup yup

I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that....

Oh btw, may your balls rest in peace...

can i have 4? just in case i lose the first 2?

tboltzbabe.. that's just.. messed up. please don't talk about eating anyone's balls especially when he's taking a shit and flushes it down the toilet and you find it in your asian food.

o_O is dat possible?? but ballies RIP.

Whoa, who revived this topic?
*cough* Closing this now...

- Chinkieeyedpnoi