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multifaceted
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Uhhh yea. When I read that yesterday, all I could say was, "Oh my gosh."

Thoughts?
hi-C
I saw that in the paper here! I've also seen the restaurant where it happened a few times. Insanity.
Simba
Couldn't afford sexual transplant or a knife.


Clever solution. Too bad it got sewed back on.
Monochrome.
I wonder what ran through that blokes mind...
Stefanny
Hahahaha sucks for him.
secretwish
that is just sickening... sick.gif
freaky fellow.
HappyHeart
Why would he do that to himself? I bet it really really hurt! What a crazy world we live in..
demolished
Did he want to be a girl?
alysaphobia
^Maybe so...

pinch.gif Either ways, I think it's disturbing... and scary he did that in a restaurant full of people..
oRe0_c00KiE_cAkE
ew....it was probably very disgusting and scary for the people in the restaurant mellow.gif
Jinny
What the.. crazy.gif
Why would he do that in front of everybody though? I mean, can't he just do it at his house or something?
kimmytree
Holy crap, I feel bad for the poor people who were just trying to have dinner. XD.gif
suddenly she
QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Apr 27 2007, 7:45 PM) *
Couldn't afford sexual transplant or a knife.
Clever solution. Too bad it got sewed back on.


Or depression from lack of success with his willy.
Poor man.
HakunaMatata
XD.gif I have honestly never heard of being referred to as a "willy" and yet from the title, I know exactly what he'd done.

Oy, the insanity.
LOWinSKANK
Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha.
Jeng
DAMN freak of nature, cutting of his willy.
deplorable
lol
well, i shouldnt be laughing... it isnt that funny.
but this one IS funny:
i read in the paper that this guys "willy" accidently got mauled to bits.
he was at home alone one night, his wife was out, and out of the blue he though "man, if a blow job feels so good, i bet sticking it in a vaccumm cleaner hose would feel fantastic!" and he did it, and apparantly it felt great. so then he thought "if that felt good, how would it feel if i sticked it directly into the vaccumm?"
unfortunatly, the man didnt know that vaccumms have rotating bladed inside...

lol

anyway, the sad thing is, the paper showed statistics that say 25% of accidents affecting the genitles is because of that.

MAN O' MAN YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!
pandamonium
ewwww imagine if you saw that if you were eating out one day.
thats crazy. man i would probably never go back to that restaurant if that happened cause that would be all i could think about if i ever went back.
HakunaMatata
QUOTE(Brittany Rachelle @ Apr 29 2007, 11:31 AM) *
Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha.
Scream, cover my eyes, peek a little (LOL), scream again, and then laugh.
stephinika
I think I'd pretty much freak out if I saw that happen....

That is definitely a crazy guy because I can't even fathom the thought of a sane man cutting off his own 'willy'. mellow.gif Jeebus.
Mystic Eyes
What a fruit cake. Maybe he just got tired of having one and decided to show it off the world while becoming detached.
EmoEyelinerx
haha i think its oddly amusing i mean who in their right mind would cut off their "manhood?" Anyways i think its pretty gay that they sewed back on, i mean he cut it off didnt he? No respect these days..

QUOTE(deplorable @ Apr 29 2007, 5:18 PM) *
i read in the paper that this guys "willy" accidently got mauled to bits.
he was at home alone one night, his wife was out, and out of the blue he though "man, if a blow job feels so good, i bet sticking it in a vaccumm cleaner hose would feel fantastic!" and he did it, and apparantly it felt great. so then he thought "if that felt good, how would it feel if i sticked it directly into the vaccumm?"
unfortunatly, the man didnt know that vaccumms have rotating bladed inside...


LMAO!!! they have a rotating blade inside?

QUOTE(Brittany Rachelle @ Apr 29 2007, 2:31 PM) *
Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha.


i would probably stare for a minute to figure out whats going on, scream, cover eyes , peek a little then go home and laugh
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