Hm... I was reading an old issue of Cosmopolitan and it had a list of stupid things guys sometimes say after sex, and it got me thinking...

What are some of the things you NEVER want to hear in a relationship, or before/during/after sex, etc?

Off the top of my head:

In a relationship:
"We need to talk..."
"I think I'm pregnant..."
"I'm so sorry, but last night when you thought I was at [insert place], I was really out with [insert name] doing [insert late-night activity]."
"Wait, you thought we were exclusive?..."

After sex:
"What's your name again?"
"Oh shit, the condom broke..."

and what I read from cosmo:

"Thank god we're finally having sex because your blow-jobs really sucked."

Add on?

"Thank god we're finally having sex because your blow-jobs really sucked."

LMAO. holy shiiet! i mean, if i was the girl, i would be offended. but hearing it... it's mad funny.

um.

i can't think of any besides from "i want to break up" (in a relationship) and "i've had better" (after sex).

Didn't Jim Carrey say that to a law partner in the movie Liar Liar? I just watched it and then seing that made me remember.

While in a relationship:
"You know what? Earlier today this girl asked me out, and she was HOTT!"

- "Can I kiss you?" Some girls think it's sweet, but bleghh, I think it's kind of corny and it ruins the mood.
- "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you."
- "I have ____ ... and I think I've given it to you, too." (STD)
- "We have to talk" is definitely the worst one of all, though. No good news can follow a "We gotta talk". :(

lol... ooo. i just thought one up!
after sex the guy says
"gee, it looked more fun on the internet."
ouch.

"You were o-kay.." in a disappointed-ish tone.

after sex if a guy strts talking about some girl in one of his classes..

that happened to my friend before

- "I'm so sorry... I cheated on you."

I've gotten that one. felt pretty damn used.

How about during sex?
"Is it in yet?"

"Wow, your best friend is hot."
"Yeah, I'm leaving you for ____.. But, if she doesn't want me, I'll go back to you, k?"