Women say ... - But they mean ...

Yes! - No!
No! - Yes!
We have to ... - I want ... !
It`s your own choice - The right decision should be standing clear for you by now!
Do whatever you want - You`ll have to pay for this later
We have to talk about something - I`m going to complain about something
Yeah yeah,just do it - Just don`t do it!!
No, I`m not mad - Hell yeah I`m mad, you jerk!
You`re so macho - You smell like a pig and need a shower
This kitchen is so inconvenient - I want a new house!
We need new curtains - I want new curtains, furnitures, wallpaper ... and a new kitchen!
I`ll be ready in a minute! - Take off your shoes, lay down in the couch and turn on the TV.
Do you think my butt is too big? - Tell me,I`m pretty
We have to communicate! - Just agree with me
Did you even listen to me? - Too late ... You`re out

Men say ... - But they mean ...

I`m hungry - I`m hungry
I`m tired - I`m tired
I`m thirsty - I`m thirsty
You wanna go see a movie? - I wanna have sex with you
You wanna go out for dinner? - I wanna have sex with you
CanI call you? - I wanna have sex with you
Nice dress! = Great body! - I wanna have sexwith you
You looka bit tense... You want amassage? - I wanna havesex with you
What`s wrong? - Why do you make such a big deal about it?
I`m bored - You wanna have sex?
I love you - Let`s have sex
I love you too - Ok I said it, can we have sex now?
Yeah, I like your new hair - I liked it better before... Let`s have sex
Let`s sit down and talk - I`ll pretend to be profundity, then you`ll maybehave sex with me later
(When shopping) No the other one is prettier... - Just choose the freaking dress so we can get home and have sex!
I don`t really think that shirt matches your skirt! - I`m gay

hahahahahha thats awesome! =D

I thought it was...

"sex sex sex sex sex.."
"love love love love love.."

Like the commercial!

hahaha kinda...

your new avater is freaky >______<"

i think i saw that before, but it's still funny.

haha lolz the men's one is funni

i've gotten that in an email.
it was funny. +++

haha oo soo very true!!! the guy one was freakin hilarious!!!!!

haha, thats pretty funny

lol. That's pretty funny.



Yeah, pretty much. Sexsex.

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hahah ive read that b4! so funny!

Puh-lease. I say sex sex sex sometimes

haha i seen that before..funnie stuff..

hahah. So that's what he was thinking! lol.

hahaha yeah basically ;)

you are pretty funny - your not funny, lets just have sex now

Ha - ha i saw this in an email. seems true in a way.... makes me question them more.

omg im smileing really hard right now lol i think the men thing is partially true but not all of it..

lmao what women say is true lols 99% true at all times

hrmm is sex what guys think about all the time??? anyways.. thats funny!! =]

yeah men think about sex every 7 seconds ;) hahahaha

I don`t really think that shirt matches your skirt! - I`m gay



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...very funny

LOL! Nice one. I like the last one too.