TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O !!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it is H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

lol i've heard people say those before!

LOL

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btw how did you get that cool clock in your sig?

YAY! the best one

they're all funny

wait wasn't there a show called kids say the darnest things??

these are cute i love them did anyone see that show by bill cosby that was funny

awww haha those are cute and funny .. =]

hIlArIoUs! Very funny! But I didn't get the first one. O.o

haha thats funny!!! i used to love that show on nick at nite!!!!!

hahah yup yup!!

haha sounds like me

LOL!! The school on is funnyy =)

haha, tats funny. i should try that 1 day

hahaha funny

ahah that show is hilarious..

LOL i saw some of that the teacher part... almost last part one newais funny good times^^

^ cute. Very.

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haha man thas funni

I WANNA TRY!
My teachers would yell at me.

pfft. School's almost over. I should try that on the last day of school. HAHHA.

hahaha..classic..heard some before..yet i still love em

lmao.

oh..that's great!

ha ha ha ha kids do say the darndest things....

No more school!

lol! i like the last one.

yea, i've seen it before, but its funny the second time. hahahhahahaa.

that show was so great.. those are funny too.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

Haha they are all really good but I especially got a kick out of this one

me too!

i luv da one with sarah- not only da joke buh it has my name! hehe

lol ..that's funny.

l0ll all of them are cute and heLLa funny !

yea I've heard them all... very funny *lol*

lol...all of these made me laugh! hahaha

lols darn imma go teach this to mah bby cousin hehe

lol those are hilarious

That's very funny!

LoL

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Funny stuff.