I just wanted to put up something that I thought was extremely hilarious!

It's not meant to offend, so if you're Mexican, read on......
Are You a True Mexican?
If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Mexican
status!!
If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending
business,
Yes, you're a Mexican
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while
chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car,
truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too).
If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your wifey, your hyna, your wifa, your old
lady, or your vieja, guess what? You're a Mexican.
If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez,
then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si
lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a
Mexican.
If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or fear the dark
because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!
Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing,
You're in the Mexican Zone!!!
If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by
its name. Yup! Mexican!
If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys," pizza as "pixxa" or cake as "kay ke".
You're a Mexican.
If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your
butt is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican.
If you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a
birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.
If your tias and abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to
go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market) Then, yes, you are a Mexican.
If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green,
and purple. Mexican.
If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an
old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.
If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks" into your nostrils and
gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve
your symptoms, You're Mexican.
If people in your barrio have chickens running around in the front yard, hardcore Mexican!
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE
ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN.
VIVA LA RAZA!!!