A little boy hears his mom moaning and groaning one night. He wonders whats going on in his parents bed-room. The following morning he asks his dad "What was happening last night, I heard Mom getting hurt". "Oh no son, we where baking a cake and you're mother had an accident with a knife".
That same evening he hears his mom againg, moaning and groaning. The next morning he asks his dad "Dad where you and mom baking a cake in the couch last night?" "uhh no son.." responded the dad with concern. "yeah you where I just licked the frosting off the couch."
hahaha
Full Version: Nice joke.
OMG... That's gross.
eww i've heard many jokes like that..its just gross
lol tha joke is gross
ewww that was very gross ..
EWWWW.....
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EWWW..
im scarred...=]
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Haha, I think it's funny! What a crazy little kid. Wouldn't he realize it's not frosting by the taste?
QUOTE(GinaDaQueen @ Jun 9 2004, 5:49 PM)
Haha, I think it's funny! What a crazy little kid. Wouldn't he realize it's not frosting by the taste?
Some frostings are salty.
Anywhhooooo, that's funny yet sick!
ew. that's just wrong
ohh hahahah, good one, i laughed big time.
lmao I've heard this one before, the first time i heard it I was just like OMFG 
haha
haha
OMG that's gross!
ew. dry humor. 
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yeckiepooop
eww. lols! no commentttt then.
You said it was a nice joke.
Nasty Nasty.
Nasty Nasty.
nice? i don't think so
ugh....
ugh....
oh haha.
i heard it this way
One day a girl asked to take a shower with her mother. Her mother said fine. The daughter asked, "What are those?" And her mother replied "Those are my headlights." And the daugher asked, "And whats' that? Her mom responded, "That's my garage." The following day she asked to take a shower with her father. She asked, "What's that?" He replied "My limo" The next night her parents were in the shower. She asked to take a shower with them, they both said no. The next morninng as the girl was walking to school with her friends her mother heard her say "Last night, I saw my dad park his limo in my mom's garage and my mom's headlights were on."
but the one you had was better
i heard it this way
One day a girl asked to take a shower with her mother. Her mother said fine. The daughter asked, "What are those?" And her mother replied "Those are my headlights." And the daugher asked, "And whats' that? Her mom responded, "That's my garage." The following day she asked to take a shower with her father. She asked, "What's that?" He replied "My limo" The next night her parents were in the shower. She asked to take a shower with them, they both said no. The next morninng as the girl was walking to school with her friends her mother heard her say "Last night, I saw my dad park his limo in my mom's garage and my mom's headlights were on."
but the one you had was better
oh my goodenss how can a boy be intersted in that.
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One day a girl asked to take a shower with her mother. Her mother said fine. The daughter asked, "What are those?" And her mother replied "Those are my headlights." And the daugher asked, "And whats' that? Her mom responded, "That's my garage." The following day she asked to take a shower with her father. She asked, "What's that?" He replied "My limo" The next night her parents were in the shower. She asked to take a shower with them, they both said no. The next morninng as the girl was walking to school with her friends her mother heard her say "Last night, I saw my dad park his limo in my mom's garage and my mom's headlights were on."
ahhh! i heard that one b4!! ECK!
poorpoor children... x]
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errrrr...
thats nasty
i've heard the second one before but the 1st one..ewwww grosss
uhh.. that's sick. I just don't get that couch part...
Ew. Funny. But ew. (Sorry for my immature self.)
thats one sick joke!! haha
that joke is sooooo funny!!!
People like that sure got a lot of free time in their hands. Joke was gross.
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