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Anyways, so the point is to complete a story. Follow up the sentece(s) before you with new sentences. You can write two sentences, and only two. Of course, you can just write one if you want.
(I know, you're kinda forced to read the topic but whatever)

So, I'll start:

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a princess named Tina.
She loved to prance around in a field of flowers by her castle.

Kinda different from the others ones.. Okay.

Tina had this friend named Stephanie.
She planned on eating Stephanie because she would not stop talking about cookies.

Both Stephanie and Tina went off to Candy Mountain and had a few drinks, of juice, like a tea party.

They continued on their epic journey until they came across a heroic looking man... lol..

The man claimed to be Tina's true father and the three of them stumbled upon a cave.
Lol.

But it wasn't JUST a cave, it was a candy mountain cave, with magical dancing/singing letters.

and in the cave was this ugly guy named.....

Kevin. He liked running around in

cockroaches. he lived in the cave with his

wife, sally, and their chinky babies.

they looked like eddie little and sean chen.

But these babies were far from normal. Each of them possessed a magical power. The youngest of the babies ling could..

So he flew off and Kevin and Sally dramatically chased after him with their french horn and flute.

"well that was weird" said tina as she took a bite out of her cake.
"yes it was..." said Stephanie, they both continued to eat cake and drink juice till someone new came into the cave.

unfortunately, it took FOUR months before someone finally came in, so tina and stephanie are full and fat from the cakes and juice.
they never stopped chewing. they never stopped drinking.... until...

[lol whatever happened to this game?]

a bear came out from no where one day and stole all the food. poor tina and stephanie finally had nothing to eat and started to starve themselves and their fat burned away.

A few weeks later, Tina and Stephanie were emaciated and weak when a purple Caribou burst through the wall of the cave and said...

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"oink oink"

then tina said.."let eat it!"

and stephanie said...

"wait, it's purple, it might be magical!" tina replied, "i can see that, do you think i'm retarded- if we eat it we might gain its magical powers or something."

When suddenly, Eddie little barges into the room and tries to dance. It was a misfortunate encounter, and Tina...

Tina whipped out a bong and lit it up. She got blazed.

she died

and everyone wept in saddness

Then the evil people from Candy Mountain took out her liver!!!

so SuperSilentFart came to the rescue and killed the evil people from Candy Mountain. then thinking that the liver was candy, SuperSilentFart ate it! soon..

he was dead cause she had a disease in it

Then the world experienced nuclear winter due to the recently launched nukes by the former soviet union, United States, Israel, North Korea, and England. There was not much rejoicing.

Especially in the United States. Jason Kang was getting caught up in the North Korea part of the war. Suddenly, Kevin...

started craving for horse liver.

then he realized he was part of some weird story that had no real plot. so he decided to take his life, along with MaAssIsWOW who was hiding somewhere in the back of the cave.

And, considering that MaAssIsWOW actually IS Kevin, uhmm...okay i'm stuck here...

ALRIGHT BACK TO STORY. The "Kevins" [..?] died and Sally cried, because their little kids had no daddy now. =(

?!?!??!?!?!

Then Sally gouged out Steph's eyeballs cause she ruined the story.

ROFL

"Have No Fear! SilentD is Here!" SilentD shouted without fear.

FINALLY,

Tina and Steph decided to climb up a mountain, where they found Arjuna and Suzzette..

Then all of a sudden.. a rainbow became vissabul overhead and instead of skittles, bricks were pouring out..

Strangely though the bricks didnt harm anyone. Instead they fell conveniently into the shape of a rainbow colored castle. Inside of that castle there....

Was Lucky's evil twin, Ziggy. But was Ziggy really a leprechaun? No, no, he wasn't. Secretly Ziggy was Michael Jackson dressed up as a leprechaun.(He couldn't be dressed up as hismelf because little children wouldn't follow him and the rainbow as easily. Plus neverland was getting old.) Then there was a knock at the castle door...

"Grandmother, I've brought you some cookies!" exclaimed the child, who was at the door.
"I've been waiting for you, dear," Michael replied.
Michael began preparing his bed, then let the little girl come in.
"Oh, thanks for the cookies, sweetie. Now run along," Michael immediately said, realizing the child was a girl.