1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say could be better. This will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fu-k you and grab the other girl’s @$$. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as some chick. Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when she’s cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say if you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now you're going to be b!tching about a black eye. The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

21. When she asked “does my butt look big in this?” Don’t say anything. Wait until you get to the party. When you’re there, remind her of the question she asked before. Now grab some stranger and ask for there opinion on her butt. Girls love public attention.

Racism? since when is that allowed around here?
All this step-by-step-crap is just junk and i really don't know why i wasted my time reading it.

I'm sure girls don't like being treated like shit, and please, refrain from posting stuff like that in the future.

hmmm .......this is verryyy berry interesting .

wow, lighten the f**k up. this is HILARIOUS. i'm goign to read it to my boyfriend later. hahha.

YES. FINALLY.
SOMEONE GOT THE JOKE.

AHAHAAHAHHAhahahahhahaAHaHAHAHahahahHAhahAHhaHahaHHAHA... *writing notes...*


I knew you would come back you f_ckin retard, you should join the Trinity.

I missed making fun of retards like the first two responsers in this thread.

wtf? haha



Moved to Humor.

This is the Humor section. Things here are not suppose to be taken seriously. Chill please.



HAHAHAHA!

hhaha ow.

Thought its supposed to be 101, where's the rest of the tips?

Wait 'till you get in college, kid.

Don't worry about it, createblog's forum troll is on the case.


No you f**king retard, it's called humor, now slit your wrists and have a tea party with your homosexual friends.


Shut the f**k up.

/end discussion

Stop bashing, cursing, making posts like these. Verbal warning.

hehehehe ahahahahahaha
that was hilarious =]
lighten up, guys.
it's HUMOR.

I DONT think that racism should be taken as HUMOR, how about i go and start a topic like "how to treat a Ni&&er 101? i doubt too many will take the "humor" out of that.





HA HA HA!
/doh

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha. This made my night. Reminds me of those things in the locker rooms.

Yeah because you know, the person who wrote this did it because he/she is seriously racist and sexist. Not because he/she is funny. Oh no, the person who wrote this did not do it to be funny. The person who wrote this does not have a sense of humor. And the person who wrote this did it only to offend people. People like you.

Or wait...

Maybe it's somebody else that doesn't have a sense of humor. And that somebody thinks the world revolves around him/her, and that the world is completely, 100% PC. And humorless.

roflmaover.

Uh. You're stupid. Stop talking.

Please stop member bashing. Its unnecessary. - My Cinderella.

You're cool.

I like you.

Let's get married.

Uh, i was typing, reta.

Please stop spamming and bashing guys. The list was obviously written to be funny/sarcastic, not to be taken seriously.

Yeah let's all start making racial comments for the others to laught at. duh

mmkay cutie

hahahahaha!!

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fu-k you and grab the other girl’s @$$. Girls love competition.

9. Warm her up when she’s cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say if you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now you're going to be b!tching about a black eye. The best way to get warm is with fear.

19. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don't call.

21. When she asked “does my butt look big in this?” Don’t say anything. Wait until you get to the party. When you’re there, remind her of the question she asked before. Now grab some stranger and ask for there opinion on her butt. Girls love public attention.


lmaoo. this ws so funnyy, thx

lmao...101 means like.."the basics".

haha# 11

SHUT UP! Who cares about racism? Seriously. It's just gonna get worse if you bitch about it. If you couldn't tell already, this thread isn't exactly serious. Calm the hell down.

Dude, all of those are funny.

What, you don't care about sexism either?

That would be racist because "Ni&&er" is a racist word used to describe black people. But the person that wrote this didnt use any racist words, so I have no idea where the racism thing is coming from.


But anyway, HILARIOUS.

ye sure, nvm i love clowns tho, like borat, but you know he tried so much to be funny untill he got a punch right between his eyes. huhuhu so funny, indeed.

^ Now where is that coming from?

Oh yes, we do.

*Takes notes*

i thought it was pretty funny, somewhat like heartbreaking haha but really funny
exactly how not to treat a girl haha

LOL this thread was interesting and funny

LOL.
this is so funny.

Wow.

This isnt funny.

You people are morons. It's suppost to be funny, not something that is to be taken serious. WOW!

Grow up people.

this thread is older than the internet
whoever bumped this is an epic fail and should kill themselves

*rolls eyes* Come on, people. It's like 10th grade Lit. Someone was simply trying to make fun of those silly little chain letters, you know "51 Things Boyfriends Should Do."