did you came back from Paris?
Wish I could be the
Full Version: So can you finish my..
Princess of Hollywood Way
If I ever...
If I ever...
see you again i will stab you.
I love my new...
I love my new...
dildo.
I think that...
I think that...
your mom sucks.
Everyone knows deep down that...
Everyone knows deep down that...
Johnny Depp wants to wear tutu in his next movie.
Oh well when...
Oh well when...
I'll call mom to buy me popcorn.
Damn . . .
Damn . . .
I have no money.
I'll...
I'll...
eat your face
Ifi had a penny...
Ifi had a penny...
I would throw it off a balcony.
If I only had a brain...
If I only had a brain...
so i can learn that throwing money off of balconies and severely damage peoples cerebral! >=[
lol
if i had a pen
lol
if i had a pen
i would write him a song
if only he would...
if only he would...
talk about flying space monkeys
No Im not...
No Im not...
happy, thanks for asking.
In four days..
In four days..
I'll still be bored
There's no...
There's no...
...butterflies in here.
I have a lovely bunch of...
I have a lovely bunch of...
friend.
today was...
today was...
Orgasmic 
How many days until...
How many days until...
My voodoo doll starts working on my Textiles teacher 
Why on earth does..
Why on earth does..
a man have nipples?
if a bird will eat chicken, does it make it
if a bird will eat chicken, does it make it
cannabalistic?
or some sort of terrible
or some sort of terrible
sandbox.
one fine day with a woof and a purr and baby was born in a
one fine day with a woof and a purr and baby was born in a
Swather.
For those of you who don't know, a Swather is...
For those of you who don't know, a Swather is...
A tool used to swat flies.
Eating peanuts and cashews makes you ..
Eating peanuts and cashews makes you ..
(A Swather is a piece of farm machinery; not a fly SWATTER) :P
irreversably horny.
Your mom...
irreversably horny.
Your mom...
is a MILF.
How about that..
How about that..
..are wearing underwear.
But who cares if
But who cares if
--Messed up since someone replied immediately before I did :T
Just continue from where I ended?
Just continue from where I ended?
my mom is a MILF. (lol)
She really doesn't...
She really doesn't...
QUOTE(stacygreen @ Nov 26 2007, 03:58 PM) 
my mom is a MILF. (lol)
She really doesn't...
She really doesn't...
Are you a lesbian?
QUOTE
She really doesn't...
. . like to smell the cheeese.
And err, Cowboy, interesting avatar!
feel the way i do.
I want to...
I want to...
"...fly."
"can we be...."
"can we be...."
...friends?"
hi my name is . . .
hi my name is . . .
Mary Lou Jenkins.
Say, isn't that a....
Say, isn't that a....
awkward thing to see
I wonder whats....
I wonder whats....
the government hiding?
Its a bird! Its a plane! NO! Its . .
Its a bird! Its a plane! NO! Its . .
An orange Penguin.
I wonder how it fits...
I wonder how it fits...
is a big
^ huh? lol
woah, that dude looks...
woah, that dude looks...
like a bum
I am a big
I am a big
star.
dayummm, look at them..
dayummm, look at them..
hoes
i cant wait till...
i cant wait till...
i transfer and move the f**k out.
you
you
make me sick.
everyone would love it if you...
everyone would love it if you...
lost some weight.
Goodbye...
Goodbye...
to you, you ugly whore
(im in a bad mood)
go rip off..
(im in a bad mood)
go rip off..
your own balls?
so as i was walking down the street....
so as i was walking down the street....
i saw a cow walk by
this morning i woke up and...
this morning i woke up and...
realized that i fell asleep at 4:30
You`re an..
You`re an..
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