favorite kind of food...

what the heck are you....

LickIN!!!





Holy POOP.....

-ER SCOOPER.

hey what are you...

fxxking?


get your dxxK away from my...

my goldfish! ahhhhh!

I want to eat a...

whole plate of sushi.

omg wtf, i just...

stepped in the biggest cow pie! xD

I wanna kill ..

that stupid boy.
But he is also sooo

unkillable?

Instead of kill that stupid boy, i'd rather kill ...

that stupid girl

that stupid girl is so...

blonde?

Twinkies are ..

so good.

I'm sleepy so...

I'll just sleep at this stranger's house tonight.

I feel like crawling ..

into your mom's bed.

i feel the need to...

...watch tv & eat some ice cream.

I'm bored so I should...

go f**k a cow.

last night i pleased a dude in...

ways that your pornographic mind can handle.

I really need to...

take a number 1 2 and 3.

i wish i had ..

a billion dollars.

because then i'd spend it on...

Shopping!


I wish he could...

love me for who I am.

I hate it when...

guys blow you off because they don't want to deal with you.

someday the world will ..

explode into a billion gazillion pieces.


i want to itch my...

spleen.

I want to ..

sleep.


what's your..

Mom doing on the roof?



I'll have a...

chicken sandwich please.




I feel like..

poo.


I hate when you.......

pick your nose


Why would I...

...jump off that building?

I swear I think I'm....

farting.



I feel like

flying.

How in the hell..

did your mom end in my bathroom?



Why should I...

pick my butt?

Am I on..

Sanjaya? (ROFL!!)

I eat cookies with ..

... my feet


I'm too tired to...

sleep.

Come on lets

boil some rice and use it as glue!


Ooooh! Hurry or else we'll miss...

william hung!!!



OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED TO ...

Your face!

OMGZ I CAN'T BELIEVE I ..

just pooped myself!

WTF IS THAT HUGE..

zit doing in your ass?

EWWWWWWW. I think I just...

put my hand in the toliet bowl to get my cellphone out

life's suck that's why im gonna ...

OMG..I actually just did that at my friends house...in his toilet...before he flushed...

HAHAH

"life's suck that's why im gonna ..." ..take my zoloft.

Zoloft makes me...

high like being on a rocky mt.

Oh, can you pass me ...

....im lazy

what do u tell the 'Trix rabbit' when he turns gay??

YOU'RE GAY




stop harrasing me! why should I ...

even have to do my homework at your house?!

A, B, C ...

easy as 1,2,3.

Dude, where's my...

mom?! I so lost without her.

I don't know why but ...