Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before the job, please see your manager.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,


BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)








courtesy effingpot.com

Looks like that company has got their S.H.I.T. together, hahaha.

They sure have to know their S.H.I.T.

i don't think i can take all of this S.H.I.T

nice melissa

lol funny S.H.I.T

hahaha that S.H.I.T. is funni

Lol my ex posted this on his xanga before but it's always funny. Keeps reminding me of the A.N.U.S. and W.E.N.U.S. in Friends...

haha that's a pretty funny one :D

Good one..I remember a flash animation that had a guy last named ass. Then it listed his family names...kiss, dumb, etc. lol

haha i seen this before..its funnie..

hahaha, thats funny

lol. that's funny S.H.I.T.

i wanna be a member of the S.H.I.T team

me too

i read this in an email before and t was alright i didnt get it at first... how slow.

rofl.

that's an awesome smilie. i didnt know we had that one.

LOL! that totally made me laugh.

HAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH, YOU CRACK ME OPEN LMAO !!!

hahahahahah people better get with the S.H.I.T.

the S.H.I.T. jokes are awesome =]

hahah i remember that. i got it as a forward before. that's just funny s.h.i.t.

lmao definately the S.H.I.T

hahaha that was pretty funny

lmao-my mom was reading over my shoulder. now I'm in D.E.E.P S.H.I.T (sadly this is tru )

hahahahah that is hilarious
/ reads it again
/ laughs

that made me L-O-L

that's some good s.h.i.t.