mounties29
Jan 23 2007, 02:36 PM
i was walking in a store yesterday when this blonde girl turned around and bumped right in to me as soon as she turned around. i guess she expected me to say something but it was her doing. she was tall, like 5'7. when i didn't say anything, it wasn't but a split second later and *slaaaaap* fast as hell on my left cheek and it turned my face clear to the side, ouch! not only can't i block it, i can't even see it coming! do guys you see have more luck defending themselves, cuz she left a good red mark on my cheek.
Mr. Slowjamz
Jan 23 2007, 03:09 PM
wow . interesting .
StubbornFemme
Jan 23 2007, 03:56 PM
Haha, when I read it I just said, "Damn." Lol. She was prob. drunk or something.
Jeng
Jan 23 2007, 05:12 PM
SLAP HER BACK YO. Jk, but I would of said 'I was sorry' as my reaction, and I would of asked why did you do that, and junk.
multifaceted
Jan 23 2007, 05:28 PM
girl: -slap-
me: what the f*** was that for? -tackle-
i would have done that.
cori-catastrophe
Jan 23 2007, 05:43 PM
There's already a topic on this.
And I don't see why other girls get enjoyment out of slapping innocent guys, especially if they've done nothing wrong. It makes so sence to me.
I've never slapped a guy. They are just as equal as girls.
Girls take the fact that guys can't slap them back forgranted I think.
salcha4u
Jan 23 2007, 06:23 PM
Maybe you look like a perv or kidnapper.
y0urelectrikk
Jan 23 2007, 06:25 PM
lmao.. wow, that's pretty rude of her.
a painefull euphoria
Jan 23 2007, 06:28 PM
is all you post? topics on how women beat you??
god. hit the bitch back next time.
its called equal rights.
i belive that if i expect the same amount of pay as a man that i should also expect a punch in the face from a man when my ass deserves it.
Looow
Jan 23 2007, 08:04 PM
HAHAHAHAH. What tha f**k? Did you slap her or SOMETHING?
iDecay
Jan 23 2007, 08:05 PM
LOL. When I was 6, I was sitting at the playground and like out of nowhere this girl comes and slaps me. Then I slapped her back. Then she slapped me. Then I slapped her. etc, etc.. Then we got in trouble.
So uhh, sometimes, I think the guys do a better job of defending themselves.

I'm too much of a wimp.
voguelove
Jan 23 2007, 08:18 PM
werent you the person that started 2 other topics with girls slapping you? you may have changed usernames, though.
xBUTTMUNCHx
Jan 30 2007, 03:46 PM
Did you at least slap her back? OH MANNNNNN i woulda start trippen' LOL
synthase
Feb 1 2007, 04:00 PM
haha woahhh
i would of used my taekwondo skills
mznikki
Feb 1 2007, 04:06 PM
wow thats harsh..i would have been like "wtf was that for?" and slaped her back lol no seriously i would have been like "um excuse me but what was that for? you clearly bumped in to me and you slap me!?"
AriiJanaa
Feb 1 2007, 05:10 PM
haha if that was me i would of slapped her back..or better yet punched her back..she had no right doin that..lol
a painefull euphoria
Feb 1 2007, 06:15 PM
QUOTE
LOL. When I was 6, I was sitting at the playground and like out of nowhere this girl comes and slaps me. Then I slapped her back. Then she slapped me. Then I slapped her. etc, etc.. Then we got in trouble.

omg i could so picture that happening...
me1issaaaa
Feb 1 2007, 06:22 PM
QUOTE(a painefull euphoria @ Jan 23 2007, 6:28 PM)

is all you post? topics on how women beat you??
HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. What do you do to these girls to make all of them slap you? Sheesh.
WHIMSICAL 0NE
Feb 1 2007, 07:01 PM
There's too many "OH EM GEE, SHE SLAPPED MEH!11!!!1!" topics.
sofakinglazy
Feb 1 2007, 07:02 PM
You didn't hit her back? Pussy.
Uronacid
Feb 1 2007, 10:58 PM
me: *bump*
she: *looks at me*
me: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT SLUT!!! TURN YOUR SKANKIN SHIT AROUND GIRL!!!
she: *smack*
me: EAT A DICK NIGGA BITCH!!! *pulls out a nine*
she: YO, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE DEEZ BEEN GIVIN BITCHS LIKE ME DIZZZRISPEK!!!
me: f**k YOU BITCH!!! *BAM BAM BAM*
Yeah, so um.. essentially that's what I would have done.
michellerrific
Feb 1 2007, 11:30 PM
Slap her back and be like WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMAN.
sporadic
Feb 1 2007, 11:48 PM
Did you touch her inappropriately or something?
datass
Feb 2 2007, 04:08 AM
Wow. She's a real bitch.
Lacey;Elizabeth
Mar 1 2007, 06:07 AM
QUOTE(Obscure Enigma @ Jan 23 2007, 5:43 PM)

There's already a topic on this.
And I don't see why other girls get enjoyment out of slapping innocent guys, especially if they've done nothing wrong. It makes so sence to me.
I've never slapped a guy. They are just as equal as girls.
Girls take the fact that guys can't slap them back forgranted I think.
I agree girls are lucky that theres not many guys like me walking around cuz if a girl slapped me because she bumped in too me i would hit her back whether i was a guy or not!
megggnasty
Mar 2 2007, 02:29 PM
even when it's not your fault, it's still polite to say sorry anyway.
i was walking into wal-mart once and this chick smashed straight into me...
i turned to appologize and she was like, "WATCH WHERE THE f**k YOU'RE GOING!"
yeah. then i ran like hell.
she was like, 10x my size.
Intercourse.
Mar 2 2007, 07:16 PM
Uhm, there seems to be a lot of topics about guys getting slapped in here..

Its just a matter if your alert enough. Thats all.
pkbabe
Mar 2 2007, 08:16 PM
If I was you I would of been like "Uhh do I know you?" cuz when I was 10 some stupid boys used to throw things @ me & called me Jennifer(which is strange cuz my name is Camille) & when I came up to them all pissed they were all like "srry" & ran off before I could kick their ass. Good thing they did cuz at the time I was the 4th grade school bully(the guys were 5th graders)
QUOTE
LOL. When I was 6, I was sitting at the playground and like out of nowhere this girl comes and slaps me. Then I slapped her back. Then she slapped me. Then I slapped her. etc, etc.. Then we got in trouble.
LOL...I love that story
QUOTE
is all you post? topics on how women beat you??
Is it really?
QUOTE
me: *bump*
she: *looks at me*
me: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT SLUT!!! TURN YOUR SKANKIN SHIT AROUND GIRL!!!
she: *smack*
me: EAT A DICK NIGGA BITCH!!! *pulls out a nine*
she: YO, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE DEEZ BEEN GIVIN BITCHS LIKE ME DIZZZRISPEK!!!
me: f**k YOU BITCH!!! *BAM BAM BAM*
Yeah, so um.. essentially that's what I would have done.
LMAO...but 1 question: whats a nine?
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