yo momma is so stupid, she stole free samples.

yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in safeway and starved to death

yo momma is so fat that wen she was infected wit flesh eating diesease, n the doctor gave her 50 years to live

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT AND OFFERD TO FIX IT

yo momma is so fat everytime she wore high heels, she strikes oil!

yo momma is so stupid when i told her that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

yo momma is so stupid when she got hit by a cup she told the cops she got mugged

yo momma is so stupid she ordered a sush well-done

yo momma is so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

yo momma is so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone


okay i think thats enough.....well enjoy have a nice day

dont have any sorry but ill laugh at all of them!!! lol

yo mom is soo dumb it took her 30 minutes to cook minute rice.
Yo mom is soo fat she could sell shades.
Yo mom is soo fat shes the one that broke the Twin Towers.

woah these r plain evil lol

yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone

XD haha these are mean, but they're funny if you read them.

Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates to cook books

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the GAP to get her teeth fixed

Yo mama's so ugly she gives freddy krueger nightmares

ok ok I'll be nice to mama:

Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back

dunt like dem. i dunt c wuts so funny about it either.

sorry if you've heard any of these already

yo momma so poor, when her friend came over and asked where the toilet was, she said "pick any corner".

yo momma so fat, when she put on a red shirt, everyone yelled "KOOL AID!!".

(kinda similar^^)

yo momma so fat, when she put on a yellow dress the sun got jealous.

yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

yo momma so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper. (so stupid haha)

yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. (so old)

yo momma so fat, when God said "Let there be light", he was telling her to move.

yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

I love my mommy. I don't make jokes about her.

yo mama's so old, she sad besdie jesus in 3rd grade
yo mama's so small, she doesn't trip over curbs; she bodyslams into them
yo mama's so fat, wen she puts on a yello raincoat, ppl start yelling "taxi!! taxi!!!"
yo mama's so old, she tested the wheel.
yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need to run to any base; she REACHES OVER.
yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got sued for mooning

yo mama so stupid she tried 2 drown a fish
yo mama so ugly when she was in labor the doctor asked which end
yo mama so ugly i asked her if her face hurt cuz it was killing me

i dont have any but urz are funny n*(:

yo mama's so hairy she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.
yo mama's so fat wen she plays hopscotch she sez "1 city, 2 city..."
yo mama's such a bad cooker, ur family prays AFTER they eat!

Yo momma is like a casino, liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Yo momma is so fat not even God can lift her spirit.


Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma's so fat; she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mamma's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo momma' so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Okay, I'm done.

yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store n starved to death

yo mama is so stupid she thinks shes still a virgin!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I cant beleive it's not butter!

Yo mama is so fat when she went into 7/11 she came out at 12/15!!

Yo mama is so small, she hand glides on a dorito!

i duno if anyone used this cuz i was too lazy to check if anyone did:

yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THESE ARE FUNNY (esp the grocery store one)

heres mine!

yo momma is so stoopid , she stared at an orange juice bottle cuz it said concentrate

yo momma is so stoopid , she read the map backwards......

yo momma is so stoopid , she thought she was an attorney...... double

yo momma is so fat , she just needs to touch a guy to push him




I CANT THINK! lol... hope those were funny!

yo momas breath smells so bad its like her tongue farted

yo mama so poor when you walked into her room you stepped on a ciggeret and she said who turned the llights out?

yo momma is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday (no offense)

yo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma

yo mamma so fat that when she moons people they turn into werewolves

haha my faves

yo mamas so dumb that she doesnt know what it means

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver".

Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.

My favorites:

YO MAMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER TWO HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES.

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED UP AND GOT STUCK.

yo mamas so stupid, her boobs are square cuz she 4got to take the kleenex out of the box! LOL!!

i love my mommy so EFF YOU! bwahahahaha

hah i have sum

yo mama so fat when she sits on the rainbow all the skittles pop out

yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in the perking meter and sed "wheres the gumball?"


edit:// 500TH POST!! WO0T WO0T!! YAY UHH!!

"Yo momma's so ugly, if ugliness was an album yo momma would go platinum"

"Yo momma's so loose she sat on a stool and fell to the floor"

Here's a stupid one, but it cracks me up

"Yo momma's so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur"

Damn I remember back in the day we used to always play Snaps...

"yo momma is so old she breast feeds powder"

your mama's so big, she has to use your VCR as a pager.
your mama's so big, her belt wraps around the Earth three times.
your mama's so stupid, she thought turtles were candy.

your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she was born, god said "let there be light!"

this is kind of weird:

yo momma's a$s so fat, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud

GOSH IM Cracking up! haha!!

Yo momma so fat when she was done having sex, the guy rolled over twice and he was still on the B!tch.

Yo momma so fat, when she put a red shirt on all the kids said "HEY KOOL AID"

You momma so fat her diet is SLIMSLOW

Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the buffet she sits on the buffet line

Yo momma teeth are so yellow, when people see them they say "I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER"

Yo momma so stupid when people told her it was chilli outside she brought out a bowl

Yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween

yo momma so ugly she turned medussa into stone

yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out

okay thats all i have

ehh im not good at these jokes but it was funny reading ur guy's jokes =]

man those were the funniest ones to me

yo mama so fat, when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat @$$

yo mama so poor, that her tites are real