gimme your best y0 momma jokes, lets see whatcha got, found a few

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

yo mama's so fat she got the amtrack tattoed on her big toe.

yo mama so old, she farts out dust
yo mama so small, she played indiana johns with a pebble.
yo mama so poor, she can't afford free samples
yo mama so stupid, she failed the blood test

i don't think this one is appropeate. heck, i don't think none of these are appropeate.

yo mama is like a woodshop, 5 cents per screw.

::jerry::

ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and landed on target...

oh man, these are making me laugh so hard that my cheeks hurt so bad now lol

From Foxtrot-

Your momma thinks that squareroots are vegetables.

yo momma is soo fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean.. the whales started to sing *we are family*

haha got that from my brother

its not finished!! its.... we are family... even tho ure bigger than me!

x] my little sister told me that one.. heh..

-ure mommas so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the WHOLE house....
-ure mommas so stupid that she gets runned over by parked cars.. haha

yo mamas so fat she used mexico as her whole tanning bed..
okay that was dumb.. but whatever.. lol

Yo momma is so old, when God said "let there be light", she turned on the switch.

oh geez, here i go again, all these jokes crack me up, great for a time to smile and laugh

Yo momma is so fat, her ass got more bass than car speakers.

yo mamma's so smelly she made speed stick crash and right guard go left!

i dont like these kinds of jokes so i wont contribute

ahah these are so funny and lame...but haha

your mama so stupid when she saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned areound and went home

yo mama so dumb that she asked for a price check at the dollar store

yo family so poor when somebody stepped on a cigarette you said who turned off the heat

yo mama so stupid when you looked up stupid in the dictionary you saw her picture


ehht hose are the only ones i know

Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband around her neck and yelled out, "Bling-Bling!"

you mama so fat she can't even fit inside the car.

hahhahaha thats a good one!!

ure momma's so poor that when somone stepped on an ant, she goes,"there goes my pet...."
PSH heh

i agree

glad someone does.

lol.

yo momma is so poor as soon as I opened your front door I was already in the backyard.

yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama's so ugly, she wents to a ugly contest and they said "sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.

Yo mama's so old, shes old. - cant think of anything else

no i don't have any but its funny reading you ppls =)

yo momma so fat, that she had to use the grand canyan as her toilet.- heard that in 3rd grade.

yo momma so poor that when you tried to rid of the spider webs she told you to leave her curtains alone. nevermind, its gay.

Yo mama's so fat when she lies in the beach, kids around her yelled "FREE WILLY!"

Yo mama's so fat, she uses Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks out in the window and got arrested for exposure.

more coming later........

Yo momma' so fat, that when it was rainin' and she was dressed in a yellow raincoat, she got hit by a car and the driver asked, "Hey! Where's the creme fillin'?

LoL. Oh yeah what now? J/k.

ohhh yea beat thsi! yo mamas so fat shes fat!

yo mams so ugly shes ugly! ohhhhhh what now!!!

oh yeah!!!


your mamas so dumb shes dumb!!!

your mams so obese, shes obese!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so old, she owes Jesus money.

Ok. I don't like saying the words "Yo Momma"... so I'll just say "You".

"You're so fat, you fell off both sides of the bed."

Yo mama is so skinny she fell up to the sky

how would that be possible? skinny doesn't mean weightless.

Yo mommas so fat her nick name is DAMN
shes so fat shes the reason why theres a hole in the ozone layer
your moms so fat, she proved that slimfast didnt work so they lost all their money
shes so fat she jumped up and got stucK!
when god said let their be light he told her 2 move her fat ass over

Yo momma is soooo poor i saw her kicking a can down the sreet and i asked her what shw was doing, she said "movin"
shes so poor robbers break into her house and leave money
shes so poor even people on welfare despise her
shes so poor when i picked up a skatebored on the ground shes said "hey punk get away from my car!!"

ok i got no more, ill think of some more though!

DONT BE TALKIN ABOUT MY MOMMA!

YOUR MOMMA'S SOOOOO FAT THAT SHE... that she... umm that she.... uhh........-_-;;

yo mommas soo fat that when she went on the scale, it said "to be continued...."

Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl

Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way

i got one.. i hope itz okay to post it tho =/

yo mama is like a turtle. once she`s on her back she`s fcuked.
[notice fcuked x)]

your mom is so fat that when a bus crashed into her she said:"who threw that rock?!"

yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning..

Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator

yo momma is so fat that when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck

yo momma is so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 shes a 747

yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road

yo momma is so fat she sweats out shoyu

yo momma is so fat her horse on her Polo shirt is real

yo momma is so old her memory is in black and white

okay i think thats it, if i get more ill come bak. i know that some of these are old, but hey u ask from momma jokes, so i bought it. enjoy n have a nice day

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE

1.yo mamas like the police station d!cks go in 24/7
2.yo mamas like a door nob everybody gets there turn
3.yo mamas like the Dough boy everybody gets 2 poke her

lol hows those ones

aka-L.SMOKO

haha kinky ones

yo mama so dumb when she went to kfc and the ladie said what bucket size u want she sed the wun on the roof

your mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out




LMAO!!! xD hahahahaha i love that!

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ur momas so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch

yo mamas so fat, when she got on the scale it sed to be continued

hahahahhahah thats my 2nd favorte one besides the "ure mommas so stupid that she get hit by parked cars.. ]

I love this one:

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what jeans i was wearing, i said "Guess" and she said Levis...
XD !!

ah ha...these are funny...though i don't get some of 'em

yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.

okay sorry thats all i have lol

um..i have two ok ones

yo momma so nasty she needs to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

and yo momma so nasty she made right gaurd turn left

yo moma so fat she jumped through the air and got stuck









.:tony:.