I searched and didn't find any topic with this joke already, so hopefully some of you guys haven't heard it yet.

There was once a girl with no arms and no legs lying on a beach. One day, a guy was walking on the beach and saw her crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asked her.

"Because I've never been hugged before," she said.

He felt bad, so he picked her up, hugged her, and put her back down.

The next day he was walking on the beach and saw her crying again.

"Why are you crying?" he asked her.

"Because I've never been kissed before," she said.

He felt bad, so he bent down and kissed her.

Then the next day he was walking on the beach and saw her crying again.

"Why are you crying?" he asked her.

"Because I've never been screwed before," she said.

So he picked her up, threw her in the ocean and said:

"Well you're screwed now."

AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hahah, odd...

Sucks. The girl is so pathetic in a way..

so..that joke was stupid.
but then again i've heard it before so it wasn't as funny.

I remember that joke.. It seemed so much more funnier in 5th grade.

Most jokes aren't really funny after you've heard them.