SIKEEEEEEEEEE

Anyways do you have any special talents and such that you would use to impress a girl, if so what? (EXample: Playing an instrument, writing poetry)

there once was a man who stuck a pencil in his penis to keep it up.

it then got stuck.
how he even got it up in the first place?..i dont know.

This guy I know impress girls by giving them "deo baths"

@Suzzette

I don't think anyone has particularly tried to impress me. My ex offered to groom my cat once. She was persian, and mean to everyone but me. Unfortunately, he ended up shaving her completely except for her head. She looked ridiculous. Like a hairless cat with this big fat Aslan head.

yea he offered me his talent for cheating on people

^Haha



In that case there will never be a maybe next year for me.



See everyone laughs at me about baths, I knew baths were ballin. Forget duo, Mr. Bubbles sounds better.



Poor kitty

my ex had a talent for playing gutair with his penis.
no it didnt impress me or turn me on beacuse when he was done he was hard,blistered,red and scratched up.

^ Aaaiiieeeee!!

I don't think anyone's tried to impress me since third grade-ish.

I always thought playing Piano might get me laid.

Playing the piano whenever I'm at a nice place. I like to play "If I Aint Got You" or "Listen To Your Heart" just to catch attention. Also when its around V day, I make a poem or use one I made a long time ago and give it to a girl. In the end however, it's not my job to impress anyone.

DEAR GOD that would hurt.

I suppose my biggest 'special talent' would be acting, but I'm hardly going to say 'sit there while i perform a short sketch'...

Although, i could throw a tanturm at her... I'm good at that.

umm...ok...?

^ woah, that's weird. how do they test these kinds of experiments?!
i'm a girl, but i'm gonna say guys who play guitars and write songs just for you.

Please don't make short replies which don't add to the topic.

Oh... does making people laugh count?

i dont think he felt anything beacuse
1]he was always druged up on something.
2] his little[yes i mean little] friend was so baddly callused and chafed from fdoing that so much.

id love to PM if you want more graphic details
im kidding.

I dont need a talent. I do something that is very hard to find lately. I listen to everything that a girl or a guy (mainly guys b/c I am gay) says about anything. No matter how trivial. If its important to them, its important to me.

OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IN THAT TOPIC IN THE LOUNGE WTF YOU DATED THIS GUY?!

..okay sorry, just.. I GET it now. And when I GET things, I get pretty excited. XD

Anyway, guys usually try to impress me by spending money rather than exploiting some talent. I do think it's adorable when a guy sings to me, though, whether he can sing or not.

Yeah thats what i was talking about in the lounge lmao.
and yes i did date that moron for 3 months. till he showed me his talent of cheating on me and still manage to try to get in my pants...

I hope you like the earmuffs!


Too bad those two songs arrived first ... xD;;

EDIT:

I totally forgot to answer the topic's original question :'D .

I don't know of any specific talent I possess that I could use systematically to impress someone. I like to think I am more keen of going with the flow of the moment, and just do what I consider (talking about 10-60 seconds of thinking) the best for the situation and person.

My talent is not having a specifc talent, I guess. Or rather, the talent of pulling talent from where there seemed to be no talent and then people go "Oh lala! I never expected you to have that talent! :O" and then I can tell them about how talented I am at spontaneously generating talents despite not saying I have such kind of talent in the first place.