Wish granted, but it snows so much you can't get out of your house.


I wish... I could travel around the world.

wish granted, but everywhere you go a disaster occurs [tornado, flood, etc]

i wish i was in the show "heroes".

Oh damn, I love this game!!

You're now in the show "Heroes."
You are promptly kicked out because you don't belong there.

I wish for a 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm block of cheese that will be able to be eaten by me and cannot harm me in any way, and will not be taken from me unless I choose for it to be taken from me.

wish granted but now the cheese has mold and you dont want it any more. so you throw it in to the trash and as the cheese is being taken to that far away land known to trash everywhere, it falls off the garbage truck and falls in to the sewer, where it lands in to the same sludge of chemical wastes that the ninja turtles ended up in. The cheese then morphs in to MUNSTER CHEESE and has only one purpose. To search for the person that rejected its cheesey goodness and eat them!!!!!!!


i wish i had wings

wish granted. You drank red bull "gave" you wings but at some point while you're around 30-40ft in the air the effect red bul gives you wears off, your wings disappear and you start falling.

I wish good times never end.

Good times never end; however, as "good" is an entirely relative term, you have nothing to compare these "good times" to, and are therefore doomed to living out a drab, dull existance as you forget why what made those times good.

Again, I wish for a 1 cm x 1 cm x 1 cm block of cheese that will be able to be eaten by me and cannot harm me in any way, and will not be taken from me unless I choose for it to be taken from me.

wish granted, then suddenly a witch grants a spell on you making you choose for the block of cheese to be taken away from you from Jerry, from Tom & Jerry.

i wish i was Tom

Wish granted, but Jerry finally catches and eats you. He laughs about it afterwards.

I wish House was my doctor.

wish granted, but the next day you move and have to find another doctor

i wish i could have a car

but you crashed in it and severely injured yourself

I wish I had a dog.

wish granted but it got hit in the car accident that resulted from someone wishing they had a car and now your dogless and caused 1 death and someone to have a severe injury due to the fact that you let go of your dogs leash and it ran in to the street.

i wish i had mad social skills

wish granted, you got mad social skills worth envying..
A lot of envying to the point some of the people you used
your mad social skills on ripped out your voice-box in jealousy.

I wish my life was a fairytale that ended happily ever after!

wish granted. but the next week your prince charming became a frog

i wish spring break would come soon

wish granted, but it only lasts 1 day.

i wish heroes was on before the 22nd.

wish granted but than in the first 5 minutes of the show the power turns off for 4 hours

I wish Mat was here!!

but mat dies when he leaves.

I wish my parents were dead.

They die but being buried on holy ground they rise again in 3 days..
Hope you like undead parents..

I wish I was eating free food samples at costco.

You manage to get the one free food sample that was toxic.
Oh damn.

I wish I was immune to harm or anything potentially harmfully to me except when I choose not to be. (Therefore, mind control etc. would not work, potentially harmful)

You live forever and have a horrid life, wishing you were dead everyday.

i wish i didn't have a test tomorrow.

wish corrupted. School is good for you.

I wish the entire world was made out of broccili and soy sauce

wish granted, but something goes wrong as the sun turns into a
very hungry healthy child with a craving for brocolli and soy sauce. Bye world.

I wish for the answer to the question
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosiepop".

wish corrupted, the owl dies whilst trying to figure out the answer.

i wish i never got tired.

You never get tired, ever, leading to excessive frustration from all your future lovers, who leave you because they're annoyed with your unending stamina. Go you.
You're eventually burned as a witch, by the way.

I wish I was immune to harm or anything potentially harmfully to me except when I choose not to be. (Therefore, mind control etc. would not work, potentially harmful)
I REITERATE: I can choose to allow things to harm me, if I wish, and it's on a case by case basis. If I ever got tired of life, I could just cease my immunity to something and let myself die.

wish granted but it only lasts for a second

i wish that school didn't have so much hwk

wish granted, but then the world will be filled with more idiots because no one would understand anything.

i wish that Corbin Bleu would take on a manly man role.

LMAO

wish granted, Corbin Bleu stars in a manly role that involves a low budget sex scene and the condom breaks and he gets AIDS.

i wish i were more like oprah.
(i like this game. )

^ i like this game too!

wish granted, and then one day you notice your complexion in the mirror turns a couples shades darker.....


i wish nicole richie would gain some weight.

wish granted, she gains 500 lbs and her fame is ruined.

i wish i had a creative zen vision:w

Wish granted, then you find out that your brother stuck the Creative mp3 player up his butt out of pure experimentation of his sexuality.

I wish I could be a guy for a day to see what it's like.

wish granted, but now you realize that you like girls and you become a lesbian.

i wish people who were gay became straight and people who were straight became gay.

Wish granted, and congrats you just solved the problem
to overpopulation since most of the world is now gay. BUT!

Now the birth rate rapidly decreases from the lack
of people wanting to make babies with the opposite sex.
Not to mention the gays in the world highly disapproves
of the straight people and resorts to genocide of the straights.
GAME OVER => Human kind
Good job!

I wish I had myself a dollar's worth of happiness (a hersey's bar).

Wish granted. You eat the Hershey's bar, which happens to be contaminated with rat poison because of a manufacturing mishap. You heard about it on the radio this morning, but didn't care (that wouldn't happen to me, never!). Since you're feeling generous, you decide to share with everyone around you, and you all get poisoned and die.

I wish I got more sleep.

wish granted, the sand man however overdosed
you with his magical sand and you sleep until your body dies of mal-nutrition.

I wish the worst possible thing to happen.

wish granted, and you forever extinguish all good there is in the world.


i wish the disney channel would get some better shows.

wish granted, but the better shows only gets worse after awhile

i wish it wasn't so cold

Wish granted, but you burn to death.

I wish I lived on Mars.

wish granted, but you get attacked by aliens.

i wish i will get an A on my biology final.

wish granted, but then you fail math.


i wish i could lose 10 pounds

You CAN, but you lose the will to.


I wish I was immune to harm or anything potentially harmfully to me except when I choose not to be. (Therefore, mind control etc. would not work, potentially harmful). Note that losing this power would be potentially harmful.

wish granted,and then the one moment you choose not to be you get hit by a car and lose your power.


i wish there was no school tomorrow.

wish granted, but then you`re at home doing nothing and then you hoped there was.

i wish i could have 3 more wishes.

Wish granted, but you had to sacrifice a limb
for each one. (yours to be specific )

I wish my sister was kidding when she told me mommy had a tumor..

Wish granted but instead the tumor was a horrible disease

[sigh sorrie if ur mom really does have a tumor. :[ ]

I wish that all the grls that keep tryin to get at my man would disappear..

wish granted, but then "your man" dumps you.

i wish that myspace could be cooler.

(mzislandpinay ---> I'm hoping it's a joke.. )

Wish granted, it became cooler but to a cost.
Literally it costs money to own a myspace
because of its cool-ness.

I wish I could read the minds of blades of grass.

wish granted, but all they do is say the same word in their mind over and over.

i wish peter would not make out with simone.

wish granted but then he makes out with some random new character and you find out hes gay.

i wish we could have stood outside in the snow for just a little bit longer.

wish granted, but you both get frost bite and lose a few of your toes. I don`t know, you pick which ones.


I wish that George Bush would come back to reality.

wish granted, Bush comes back to reality
but he comes back to "HIS" reality.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful!

wish granted, but unfortunately, you get dementia and forget things all over again... [sorry]

i wish that i could feel better