Feb 9 2008, 09:57 PM
wish granted, but then your teacher says that was the wrong assignment, so you learned them for nothing.
I WISH SOMEONE HOT WAS IN EACH ONE OF MY CLASSES.
Feb 9 2008, 09:59 PM
granted, but they then died off one by one
i wish i met steve yzerman, my hockey hero
Feb 9 2008, 10:08 PM
wish granted, but then upon meeting him, he treats you like dirt, and you cry and regret ever meeting him.
i wish people moved to mars.
Feb 11 2008, 10:08 AM
wish granted,but when we get there we all die of the plauge
i wish that my drafting teacher died
Feb 11 2008, 10:34 PM
wish granted, but your teacher`s ghost haunts you forever, so you have no other choice but to commit suicide because you cant take it anymore.
i wish school was cancelled this week.
Feb 12 2008, 10:04 AM
wish granted, but your computer bracks so you cant get on to CB and talk with all of your amazing friendies.
i wish that my stomach would stop telling me that it is hungry whey that class is silent.
Feb 12 2008, 06:52 PM
wish granted, but since its quiet, you have to use the restroom, and find that your stomach ate itself completely. THEN you die.
i wish it snowed in san francisco all the time.
Feb 12 2008, 08:50 PM
granted, but it snows so much and the snow covers all of hte doorways so no one can get outside and get food so you all die
i wish that my science teacher actualy taught us something
Feb 12 2008, 10:44 PM
wish granted: the best way to die. then you die.
i wish britney spears could find sanity somehow.
Feb 13 2008, 09:48 AM
wish granted, but after she finds it we are all really old, and the next day she dies
i wish that my sis would get better so she and my dad can go away like they are suposed to.
Feb 15 2008, 01:51 AM
Wish granted but they end up falling in love with the place they went to and never come back home to see you again.
I wish it was February break already.
Feb 15 2008, 09:51 AM
granted, but you break both your legs the day before break starts.
i wish that i would ace all my quizes i have today
Feb 15 2008, 04:16 PM
wish granted, but then when you get them back, you find out that your teacher[s] recorded the wrong grades and gave you someone elses, so although you aced them, your grades are someone else`s.
i wish dragons were real.
Feb 15 2008, 05:28 PM
wish granted, but they're carnivores. need i say more?
i wish there was a wal-mart nearby =[
Feb 15 2008, 05:48 PM
wish granted but then you end up thinking every thing you do is right..oh what the hell, in my dreams of that happening, there is no corruption =P
i wish all my music didnt just mysteriously disappear from my computer =[
Feb 15 2008, 06:45 PM
wish granted, but its porn.
i wish grass was maroon colored.
Feb 15 2008, 07:53 PM
wish granted but all maroon colored things turn grass colored
i wish i could invent some new and innovative technology
Feb 15 2008, 08:49 PM
wish granted, but you wake up with no fingers.
i wish that apple would come out with the new update for the iPhone so i could get a standalone application for AIM right now. T.T
Feb 15 2008, 09:19 PM
wish granted, but when you get your aim, your iphone explodes.
i wish bill gates would fly to Africa and build homes and shit.
Feb 15 2008, 09:30 PM
wish granted, but the homes go boom after he leaves.
i wish that my foot wasn't asleep.
Feb 15 2008, 09:43 PM
wish granted, but then your foot is so wide awake that it starts to act on its own
i wish i had bubble tea right now =[
Feb 15 2008, 10:01 PM
wish granted, but it tastes like soap.
i wish that my dad will give me money to go shopping with my friend tomorrow.
Feb 16 2008, 01:16 AM
wish granted, but when he hands you the money, you dont look at it and you just put it in your pocket, then when you pay to take it out, you realize he gave you monopoly money.
i wish good people didnt die young.
Feb 16 2008, 01:26 AM
wish granted, but they end up growing so old that they're such pain in the asses that you wished they were dead but then when you posted that wish on cB, it got corrupted so then they end up living forever, ruining your and your future generations' lives.
i wish that i would be able to get more sleep a night.
Feb 16 2008, 01:56 AM
wish granted, but as soon as you fall asleep, you have nightmares that you wish you didnt have, so you eventually decide never to fall asleep again.
i wish cb wasn`t so blue.
Feb 17 2008, 10:29 AM
but then its changed to hot pink with purple shadows
i wish askaword.com had a favicon so it would look prettier on my google toolbar.
Feb 22 2008, 10:35 PM
wish granted, but the toolbar gets so pretty that it crashes your internet browser, and then crashes your whole computer altogether.
i wish that...
hamsters could dance. :|
Feb 24 2008, 05:10 AM
wish granted, but then they refuse to run on those cute little wheels (...er, yeah I dont know what I'm doing either ...)
I wish all the rude customers from work would lose their voices before they reach my checkout.
Feb 25 2008, 10:20 AM
granted, but you also lose yours so you get fired and get no money....
i wish that josh would like me
Feb 25 2008, 12:17 PM
Wish granted, but then you turned into a lesbian.
I wish I could sing good.
Feb 26 2008, 03:07 AM
wish granted, but then you win a reality tv show and your career is over after your first (over-rated) album
I wish that I could go on a trip around the world
Feb 26 2008, 09:49 AM
you do, but you end up getting a rare infection and die two days after you get home
i wish that i would stop coughing
Feb 27 2008, 04:47 AM
wish granted, but then you get start hiccuping
I wish my room would clean itself
Feb 27 2008, 09:50 AM
granted but then you mess it up 10 times worse than it is now and you have to clean THAT up
i wish i brought my planner to class that way i could pee right now.
Feb 27 2008, 08:23 PM
wish granted, but then you pee right now... while still infront of the computer.
I wish my necklace chain hadn't broken when I got it home from the store.
Feb 27 2008, 09:49 PM
wish granted, but it when you wear it, it gets smaller and smaller and you can't stop it, and it ends up chopping your head off. gross.
i wish that my geometry teacher got attacked by ants. D: the hell? um, okay. HAHA. i dunno. p:
Feb 27 2008, 11:08 PM
wish granted... but then he get's pissed off, squashes them all with his foot, and gives your class a pop quiz
I wish that I knew who Edward Cullen was.
Feb 28 2008, 09:35 AM
wish granted, but he beats you to death. lol@you.
i wish that bunnies had wings, and could fly.
Feb 28 2008, 09:45 AM
granted but they all fly away.
i wish hot guys wernt gay or taken.
Feb 28 2008, 09:58 AM
wish granted, but then they're all interested it gay and/or taken girls instead.
I wish I could function better on less sleep
Feb 28 2008, 10:30 AM
granted but you end up working to hard and never sleeping and then you die...sad... :(
i wish that i wasnt hungry
Feb 28 2008, 06:17 PM
wish granted but then you forget to eat and you wither away until you look like an olsen twin! (AHHHH!)
I wish high heel shoes didn't hurt
Feb 28 2008, 08:26 PM
granted but you trip and fall and break your leg so you cant wear them anymore
i wish my zits will go AWAY!
Feb 29 2008, 06:37 AM
wish granted, they do... but they're replaced by warts you have to have surgically removed so that skin from your butt is grafted to your face ^_~
I wish I could play piano really well
Feb 29 2008, 08:26 AM
granted, but then you become famous and you have no alone time and your parents/ agent take all your money
i wish i could speed read
Feb 29 2008, 06:22 PM
he comes home, but you become witness to a terrorist attack and a re forced to join the witness protection program and can never see "him" again.
wow. that was fun.
i wish i had dominos.
Mar 1 2008, 08:35 PM
YOU SO FAIL AT CORRUPTING MY WISH. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PIZZA. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. Good try though.
Wow, your wish is difficult to corrupt.
OOOOH I GOT ONE. Oh wait. Wow. "Without consequences"
That means I can't really do anything...
edit: you punch her, and later find out that she was coming up to you to apologize and forever live with the guilt.
i wish i didn't live so far away from everything!
Mar 1 2008, 10:07 PM
granted. you learn how to take a bus.....
i wish the world was a happy free place where everyone loved everyone and there was no war or drugs or murder. and we were all nice.
Mar 2 2008, 12:18 AM
granted, but we all turn into hippies, have unprotected sex,get aides and die.
I wish I was awesome!
Mar 2 2008, 12:23 AM
granted......you become me..... :)
i wish that i wasnt sleepy
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