Wish granted but you drop dead tomorrow.

I wish for a happy Halloween.

wish granted but your so happy you have a heart attack.

I wish Jonathan Papelbon wasn't married because he is the one that makes my heart dance.

wish granted but Jonathan Papelbon is cheating on you with a man during the marriage.
i wish i wasn't on so many crazy pills

Wish granted, but after getting off of the pills you end up joining the circus. You're the freak show.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Wish granted. However, it is counterfeit money and you go to jail and die there.

I wish i had more markers.

Wish granted, but after recieving your markers, a piano falls on you the next day.

I wish I had another wish.

wish granted, but u can only wish for something that's green.

i wish i had a bigger butt lol

Wish granted, but you get abducted by aliens cause they thought you were a cow.

I wish for something good to happen tomorrow at 4th period.

Wish granted, but you lose an eye because somebody kept throwing sharp objects around.

I wish that I found a message in a bottle.

Wish granted, but the message was written on cursed toilet paper and you die soon afterward.

I wish for a hot body.

Wish granted, but the pills you took to help give you a hot body end up killing you. No one shows for your funeral.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

Wish granted, but it kills you with a chainsaw plushy.

I wish for the CB arcade.

wish granted but you get addicted to a game, never leave your computer and die with your hand grafted to your computer mouse.


I wish I will fall in love with the right person.

wish granted, but whoever it is will hate harry potter and think they're the dumbest f**king books ever written

i wish my food was ready

Wish granted, but your afterlife was terrible.

I wish for more wishes.

wish granted, but none of them work

I wish for something funny to happen.

Something funny happen, then you got hurt, then it became hilarious.

I wish my back stopped hurting,

Wish granted, but now your neck hurts.

I wish for a new gun.

Wish granted, but it's a potato gun.

I wish I could meet David Bowie.

wish granted, but it turns out he's a fraud and you're disappointed

i wish dunkin' donuts had free iced coffee everyday

wish granted but too bad it's poisoned

I wish I knew if I stunted my growth

Wish granted, but then you forgot.

I wish all my homework was done.

Wish granted but tomorrow you get twice as much homework.

I wish my nail polish would stop chipping. Grr.

Wish granted, now you don't have nails.

I wish that I have the same powers as a Naruto character.

wish granted but you end up killing someone you love with them

I wish that I could get an easy job

wish granted but then sucking cocks at the corner forces you to get 101 stds and you end up dying.

i wish this game was over. lmao.

Wish granted but then it starts up again with another version.

I wish that a half schoolday really was only half a schoolday... instead of like an hour shorter.

Granted but you'll start school at 4:30 AM the next day.

I wish I was home.

wish granted but you see your home is on fire

I wish I could run a marathon without passing out.

Wish granted but your mocked for being so athletic

I wish I could see what my families life would be like if I was never born.

Granted. But then, you'll find out that they'll be much more happy. >< I'm sorry.

I wish my eyes didn't hurt.

Wish granted, but now you are blind.

I wish I had ketchup.

Wish granted, but it's in sachets that you can't open!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow...

Wish granted, but all the malls are closed. And your house stinks inside.

I wish I was done with homework right now.

wish granted but now you have to go to school and get more

i wish my headache would go away

Wish granted, but it'll come back in an hour as a deadly migraine. I'm sorry.

I wish I got a new phone.

Wish granted, though it ends up being crappier than your current one

I wish my chair wasn't so low down

Wish granted, but now it's so high you can't reach the keyboard.

I wish I was older looking.

Wish granted, but now you look like BlazinAsian.

I wish I had more Ruffles . .

Wish granted, but they're rotten

I wish I could move to Delaware quicker.

wish granted, but the pay is bad

i wish i was better in math

Wish granted, but you're too good that you commit suicide

I wish that Myspace, Facebook, and AIM works at work.

wish granted, but somebody hacks into all three accounts and changes everything

i wish i lived in africa

Wish granted, but Oprah comes and socks you in the face.

I wish I got into a good college.

Wish granted, but they kick you out for getting C's.

I wish ninjas took over the world.

well, they dont.

i wish admins would put in an UP button like cb3 had.

Wish granted but every time you click it you get a really bad computer virus.

I wish that I was a Disney channel star.

Wish granted. But, then Disney fires you because of the drug use that comes with being a celebrity.

I wish my puppy would quit chewing up my shoes.

wish granted, but then he starts to chew your clothes.

i wish people were suddenly NOT stupid.