Granted but you guys will have a horrible fight and he'll leave for good.

I wish you loved me.

^ Wish granted! The person you speak of shall love to hate you.

I wish i had a nice, cold Dr. Pepper!

Wish granted. But then when you'd get fat and die of diabetes

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted. But then you start to fly, get tangled in a tree and break every bone in your body.

I wish I lived in Germany.

wish granted, but the government then begins to target bill kaulitz lovers and you are shot in the head within the first 23 seconds of stepping onto german soil.


I WISH I HAD DOUBLE D'S [damn the person who corrupts this better be creative]

wish granted, but you poked out everyones eyes that you met. so everyone is now blind.


i wish i had a puppy!

Wish granted, but then your puppy runs out into the street,and in your attemp to save it, the car runs over you and splats your organs all over the street.

I wish I were 1 inch taller

wish granted. you then were able to ride on roller coasters. but then died on one.

I wish I could have some fried rice.

Wish granted. But you choke on the rice, and have your sister give you mouth to mouth :D

I wish peter hadn't corrupted my wish.

wish granted, but then your wish granting would have been extra sucky (haha idk?)

i wish i lived in L.A.

Wish granted. But then michael jackson would find you and rape you.

I wish I had a huge giant chocolate cake thats worth 1000 calories.

wish granted. you gained 500 lbs, and cannot ride on rollercoasters and die on them anymore =[.


I wish I had big butt.

Wish granted. But J-Lo would get jealous of you and murder you for out-butting her

I wish there werent so many lurkers reading this topic

Wish granted. But then the lurkers would bash cB until its dead.

I wish pigs could fly

wish granted, but all the pigs rolled around in slop before they flew, and now its all on your head.

i wish i was asian

wish granted but you have to study 23 hours a day. even I dont have to study that much. @.@

I wish my apple headphones were fixed.

wish granted, but then you grew actual apples in your ears! and you can never hear again.

i wish i wasnt addicted to chapstick

Wish granted. But your lips turn so dry, no one wants to smooch you.

I wish I had two more wishes.

umm..umm this is hard.. wish granted, but the genie that gave them to you, took away your power of speech, so you cant make them.

I wish I knew scherlock holmes.

wish granted, but then you committed a crime, and he figured out the mystery. and you spend the rest of your life in jail.

i wish i had some batteries

thanks a lot. -__-* you just ruined my life. *slap* lolz

wish granted, but they were the wrong type and it wouldnt fit.

I wish I had a farie godmother.

Wish granted . But she's a physco that kills you in your sleep.

I wish I would get off cb :O

me too..

wish granted. but then your computer crashes, and you loose everything that was on your hard drive. *ouch*

I wish I knew judo.

Granted, but then you fall in love with your judo instructor and he breaks up with you with a judo chop that sends you to oblivion.

I wish I had a new pair of skate shoes.

wish granted but then the wheels break off of one side of ur shoes lol

i wish i had a faster computer

Wish granted, but being so fast you can't keep up with it and eventually you go blind from the strain on your eyes due to the fastness.

I wish I could click my fingers and have a box of tim tams :]

Granted but the box of tim tams comes with boxes of flesh eating monkeys which don't hesitate to jump on you slowly devouring you starting at your toes and fingers. They then salt your wounds.

I wish for unlimited incorruptible wishes

wish granted but u accidently wish urself to die


i wish my gurl was wit me

wg but then when u had a drink w/ her.. u mistakenly gave her the wrong beverage.. it's contaminated so she died

i wish i can take back time and see everything in the past so i'll know a lot about my parents life since they were born 'till i was the one to be born.. 0_0

Granted but godzilla takes a shit on you and you suffocate

I wish for another unlimited amount of incorruptible wishes.

wish granted, but the messenger who was supposed to deliver them to you died in a car wreck so you never got them.

i wish i had some yay right now
haha

You got so much yay you died.

I wish I had Nick Jonas.

.. but then he`ll disappear after 5 minutes.

i wish i was famous hollywood actress

A wicked witch appeared and magically made you into an obese and ugly person.

I wish I have a digi cam and scanner.

^A digital camera and scanner that don't work. : D

I wish to be in Massachusetts right now.

That place was unfortunately bombed by terrorists.


Wish I have a boyfriend NOW.

he doesn't like you, he was using you to get into your best friend's pants

i wanna be rich

wish granted but then you realized that you where in debt before and all the money you got went into paying them off and now your still poor .

I wish I was related to J.K.Rowling.

wish granted but you suddenly realize shes a tranny who worships osama.

I wish I had a sidekick lx

wish granted but its broken and useless.

I wish Jonathan Papelbon was my husband.

wish granted but you get married and find out he has herpes and cheated on you with castro

I wish he would tell me to my face how he feels instead of screaming it off the roof

wish granted: but he fell off the roof and died.

i wish i didn't have to work today.

Wish granted, but you're still a fat ass, schizophrenic bitch.

I wish Amber would disappear!!

wish granted but she stole your money before her disappearance

I wish I didn't live with my mom.

Wish Granted...

but then you have to move in with a perverted old man that always tries to touch you.


I wish today were my birthday.

wish granted but now your an old hag who needs a boob job.

I wish school would blow up without me in it.

^ lmao


Wish Granted...
But now they make all the students help build a new school... including you.

I wish I were in Florida right now.

wish granted but now you have to crawl 25 miles to the store each and everytime you want something.

I wish his brother wouldn't eye fawks me so much.

.... okay, game ends... because i don't know what eye fauking is

^ Me nether

I wish that my life was flawless.