alright so this is how you do it...you make a wish and then the next poster will corrupt it like this...

I wish I were with my boyfriend right now..

then someone would reply with something like this

wish granted, but now that you two are together he tells you that we need to talk and dumps you right there on the spot....

and then after you reply you make a wish

i wish....



got it?



I wish that the people at my school werent so blind and would stop judging other by what they hear...
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Moved to Sandbox

wish granted, but all students at school become depressed and anti-social without their daily gossip.


i wish that world hunger would end.

wish granted, but then everyone would turn into a fatass.

i wish i had a life.

wish granted, but then you become so busy, you start hoping you never had one.

i wish cb would get a new layout.

yeah okay, then cb would crash because the new layout would be too cool. lolz.

i wish i could tell people to stfu and they'd take me seriously.

Wish granted but they're taking the fact that you told
them to stfu seriously and they're really pissed about it.
Think angry mobs, LOTS of angry mobs.

I wish my dad would stop treating me like a damn kid
and let me go outside without thinking some stranger
would kidnap me, rape me then cut me up into
a bunch of itsy bitsy pieces.

... You would go outside, but then you'd get kidnapped. you can't say your dad didn't warn you.


I wish I could get more sleep during the weekdays.

Ahh this brings back memories spamming the forum games with atpx.

More sleep becoms a coma and you never wake up.

I wish my eye didnt hurt so much right now.

your wish is granted [: except, now your leg starts itching and won't stop.

i wish i had chocolate right now.

Wish granted, but the chocolate is poisionous and kills you.

I wish that penguins could live next door.

wish granted, you live in the antartic and have frost bite.

I wish avatar: the last air bender was on

Wish granted, but it gets interupted with breaking news of Britney Spears having a heart attack.

I wish he was awake instead of sleeping right now so I can talk to him.

Wish granted but when he wakes, you find out that crazy organ thieves plucked out his eyes.

I wish that I didn't have three projects due next week.

wish granted, now you have four :P.

i wish that my life was perfect.

..wish granted, but then you'd be a fictional character on tv.

I wish I will get a good grade on the SSATs tomorrow.

Wish granted,

but you copied someone else's paper in order to get that good grade,
not to mention you got caught while you're at it.

I wish I was a god.

wish granted, but then you`d be hung for apparent blasphemy.

i wish that the next president of the US is a woman.

wish granted. but, on her first day, she gets shot in the head.

i wish that i could get some ice cream.

wish granted; but when you get your icecream, you realize that it`s not really icecream...

i wish that my school became a co-ed school.

wg, but the boys are all ugly and fat and they smell really bad.

I wish I can finish my homework.

wish granted.

but right when you finished, the wind from your window blew it outside and then it landed in a puddle.

i wish my mom was still alive.

wg, but your mom nag everyday and you got annoyed by her.

I wish my phone battery lasted longer.

wish granted, but when you get it your phone exploded the next day

i wish winter break lasted longer

wish granted.

but you're grounded for 2 months from the last time you snuck out of the house.

bad, bad, girl. :D

i wish i was famous

Wish granted, but now your sex tape just leaked all over the internet.

I wish I had more wishes.

Wish granted, but everytime you wish for something and post it in here,
someone posts after you screwing up your wish in some way.
( Wish come true indeed.)

I wish all the males in the world were females
and the females turned into a males.

wg, but now everyone is either gay or lesbian because they like their own sex.

i wish that aliens would take over the world.

Wish Granted, but then they enslaved everyone and killed all the trees and vegetation.

I wish it was summer.

Wish granted, but you get raped by one and are forced to be their sex slave.

I wish I wasn't cool.

Wish granted, but then you'd be hot.

I wish I wouldn't have to go to the prison just to visit my brother. (Which by the way, is not for real in my case.)

WG, but now you go to prison because you broke the law.

I wish I can eat chocolate.

Wish granted... but the chocolate gives you diahrrea for five consecutive days.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but you get hit by a plane and die.

I wish I finishe my Algebra hw already.

But you forgot to bring it to school and you got detention.

I wish I knew how to play the piano well.

Wish granted, but only because you used this book.


I wish I could sleep earlier.

^




Wish granted, but you slept too early and missed your favourite TV show.


I wish I had some really good non-poisonous/expired cookies.

wish granted. but then you realize that the cookies had bits of human poo in it.


i wish i had money.

wish granted you have money but you're miserable and cursed with the dead cats falling from the sky


I WISH I was black

wish granted but now everyone at your school discriminates against you because your the only black person there!!

i wish my best friend would stop hoping that i could read his mind =/

Wish granted, but now you can read his mind.

I wish it didn't get so dark so early.

Wish granted, but they can only be for other people.

wish granted but now the sky is
filled with a million suns blinding the
world not to mention melting the ice caps and well..
We're all sleeping with the fishes now.

I wish I could concentrate on getting my
pre-cal work done before monday.

Wish granted, but the work is overdue.

I wish my arm didnt hurt.

wish granted, but then your other arm started to hurt

i wish i would do well on my SATs

Wish granted but you had to move to UK and they dont care about SAT points there.


I wish I had a charm bracelet.

Wish granted, but then you lose it the next day.


I wish my friend would stop being such a little brat.

Wish granted. but now she's a bitch.

I wish my hair was less damaged.

wish granted but now you have no hair


i wish my cousin wasnt such an over-do it show off type person.

wish granted but now your cousin's an under achiever,
has low self esteem and is sort of suicidal (sp?)from the lack of confidience they have about everything.

I wish my baby duck wasn't killed by my pet doggy Spot.
(it's limp neck was dangling from Spot's mouth!! )

^[aww]

wish granted but your duck grows up and pecks you to death.

i wish i would get a snow day.