*Sorry if this is posted already!* My friend told me this one time I thought it was pretty funny..

There was a Princess who turned of age to get married. Her father, the King, decided that he would pick a Prince for her, but in a form of a "test" to find out who's right for her. He picked 10 guys total.

They were all in a line and he said to them, "Your test if to spend the night with my daughter. But you can't sleep with her. I will find out." All of the guys wondered how he would find out and he just said, "Believe me, i'll know."

Every night before one of the guys spent the night with the Princess, the King put glitter in her vagina.

10 days went by when each man spent the night with the Princess.

When the 10 days were over, the guys lined up 9 with smiles, and 1 without. The King told them "Drop your pants now." The first 9 guys all had glitter on their penis and the King knew then that they had all slept with his daughter. He said to the last guy, "You- you will become the Prince." The new prince was so happy that when he smiled, you could see all of the glitter in his teeth.

I hope this isn't too dirty for the forums, lol.

LOL! That was sick but funny.

HAA. i think this has already been posted.

but its funy.

never heard that one before! haha, funny!

EWWWWWW. Oh goodness. Funny, but insanely dirty.

Oh gosh... I thought this was the m&m's one where the princess reaches into their pocket and melts whatever she touches untill the last guy comes with m&m's in his pocket and they don't melt cause they're not supposed to melt in your hand but melt in your mouth...

I think I've heard that, but it's still funny. I think the part that's gross is the fact that the king puts glitter on his daughter's vagina. He could've at least told her to put it on herself.

wow, that was surprisingly good.

but then again, who would want a wife who has had sex 10 times with all different men?

dirty. but funny =D i laughed.

my question is... princes don't wash or brush their teeth?

hahaha. sick, but funny =]