It's soooo funny the excuses I've heard from girls for not going on a date, it's ridculous and cliche'.
So yea... these are the excuses my friend and I have compiled:
- I have to walk my dog
- I'm having guests over
- I need to take a really long bath
- I don't have enough money
- I'm already taken (when in reality, she's not)
- I have to wash my hair that day... yea..

So yes, do any of theses sound familiar? sheesh girls... Have any of you guys heard different things? I wanna know so that the next time a girl says those things to me, I can say "LIAR!" lolz...

i have a friend who always uses ' i have to do homework "
thinks its funny or something

um, none of that i've heard before. hehe

Guys don't directly ask me out, so I don't get a chance to make up some lame excuse.

But this guy was GOING to ask me out. He told my friend. She told him I was taken. In reality, I wasn't. But I didn't want to go out with him anyways and he didn't bother me after that.

lol.. something like that sorta happen to me, but she said i was taking so she could go out with tha guy

i have to babysit mai litto sis..psh..hated dat one

What if they're actually telling the truth?

That she has to go clean up the kitchen

Keep interrogatin` them!

I've never had a lame excuse cause I barely ever go out on dates.. actually I don't go out on dates >_<" But if I did.. man I would say the truth.. I'm not allowed out

hah, da lamest excuse i heard from a guy was..i think, i just woke up. and it was 4 in the afternoon

pfff, i never even got to first base (getting the girl)...cuz she keeps saying "i already have a bf" liar...

heheh......

if they are... whoops! and like she would tell you, you know? cause then why would you keep hinting, hiting on, and stuff and she'd keep responding to a point you'd want to ask her on a date??.. you know? ::

Uhhhm.

Yeahhhh what if they WERE telling the truth..
because the girls around here are like..

"Uhhm I don't think of you like that way" and yeah. Not all girls make up lame excuses.. girls aren't lame

i had to comeher to see them and this one
is really stupid cant belive a girl said it, but a girls got to do what a girls got to do. lmao

I have to clean my room
I have to fold my socks.

I have to take care of my grandma, then she goes off with her ex bfs and lies to me about it .

errands to run

i always come up with the lamest excuses, but i use
"my mom wont let me go out"
"gotta do the laundry"
"im babysitting today"
"i have to go to a birthday party that day"
"cleaning around the house"

Most girls I know just tell the truth.

And guys, 'I just think of you as a friend' is NOT always a lie. I wouldn't want to go out with one of my friends

-i forgot your phone number (she never forgets people's phone number)
-i was over at my granny's house (her granny lives in korea)
-she said that she was sad because her friend got dumped from her boyfriend (she doesnt really care if her friends get dumped by their boyfriends)
-my mom wont let me out of the house (her mom is really nice and let her go anywhere she wants)
-i have a flu (shes healthy, so she never ever got the cold before)

yeah i just tell them the truth like.. "you're too good of a friend" or w/e the case is

i don't make up excuses, i tell them i don't like 'em. they should understand....

lamest excuse i heard from a girl:

- saturday night live is on
- I have lots of homework
- i'm sick today

i just got cancer.
i haf to go buy spaghetti sauce.
i'm packing to go to Venus.

my sisters bf got in a car accident so she cant babysit my cousin anymore so i have to babysit my lil cousin. dat was my lamest one but then i got busted afta 30 mins afta lyin to him coz me n my sis decided to go to da mall n then we bumped into him...

im sorry if this sounds mean...but i dont find that one funny at all.

ive used,
-im still sick
-my parents want to spend time with me
-i have to study
-oPps ive made other plans.
and eTc.

jackie

ohhh..im srry i had 2 wash my hair -.-

haha ok so this guy really put me on the spot. I knew he was gonna ask me to winter ball and i was kinda trying to just avoid him so he wouldn't have an oppertunity. But he came up to me in the library and caught me off gaurd and was all "so r u going to winterball" hahaha and stupid me "umm i dunno i may be in belgium visiting my family" i do have family there but i wasn't gonna visit them

My friend couldn't go on her date cuz her boyfriend had a baptism. She just stared and gave him the "wtf" look.

Those are pretty amusing, I have to say. I'd probably use the guests excuse, now that I think about it. Haha.

I'm just a girl!

I haven't (and hopefully never will) heard one before. Lucky me!

My dog died.

i'd say.. "uh no"

lol, but then again i'm honest.

Haha, normally, if im not interested
I just say "...you`re not my type."

whoaaa this has one of my earlier posts in it.

i've seen a girl do the "we'll go out on september 31st" one on a guy before. haha afterwards, i told him that there isn't a september 31st. the look on his face was priceless.

My friend got that one.

i've used:
+babysitting
+family day
+cant go out.
but then that's actually the truth...most of the time. the whole washing my hair doesnt help me b/c he said we're close friends and he doesnt really care if my hair is crap. eh =\

The "i just got cancer" one is harsh. Tell it to him straight.

I've never given any kind of dumb excuse..
Usually if I don't want to go out with a guy, I just tell him that I'd rather be friends and I'm not into him like that.

Honestly, telling a guy you don't like him is a lot less harsh than making up an excuse.

Well the objective of my telling a guy that I'd rather be friends is to be truthful. It hurts, sure, but it's better than lying about not wanting to go out with a guy and possibly having him find out about it, don't you think?

Wouldn't you want a girl to be honest?

Plus, if you just give a guy an excuse, he could just keep on trying to ask you out and eventually you'll run out of chances. At least with telling him that you'd rather just be friends, will put a stop to that.

Haha exactly what I said.

Umm, I heard this from a friend of mine.

"I think we should be friends". - More like a breakup line.

"I'm busy cleaning".
"I'm grounded". (When there not?)

omg yes family day.
no one believes that sunday is family day and i really cant leave.

-Sorry, I have to feed my fish...

Excuses ruin relationsihips...

I would rather hear... "I'm sorry, I really pissed off at you right now, and rather thatn screaming in your face... I would like to call you back."

My dog died. -tear-

Yes they do. Friendships and other relationships both.