Yea, all the people who now me are gonna be like "you would" when they read this, but I need to get some new puppies!

I dont have ANY good ones, so my comedic career may be facing some dark days! Help!

Pick up jokes? You mean, like, pick up lines?

I love this..i juss wanna see what some of you guys can come up with..juss wanna have some fun. here are some of the ones ive heard


Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?
My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

lol. i love the lame ones.

Is that a bunch of coins in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

"Wow."


Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.

Do you have the time?
I like...your shoes.

I remember Jon, Tina, Moni and Yen went on a laughing spree with these.

Moved to Humor

Excuse me, I must........

*james.

are you jamaican? because jamaican me crazy.

Do you know Tony the Tiger? Coz you are looking grrrrrrreat!

[ these are for guys to say ]

is your dad a baker?? because you got some hot buns

are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over it

So... your a girl, huh?

I lost my number, can I have yours?


those are some funny/good ones

-Is your name Pepsi? 'Cause I gotta have it.
-Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you're the bomb.

^ Favorites.

girl - hey u look like my fifth boyfriend
boy- woah, how many have u had?
girl - four

Ok this is one my friend had used on her.

Excuse me did you just fart cause you blew me away.

Let's play house; you be the door and I'll bang you.

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...c=13130&hl=
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...c=37324&hl=
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...c=16017&hl=

yeah, so. who cares if they're old. they're full of pick up lines.

Oh that was James?
I knew it was one or the other.

Topics Merged

is your father a terrorist?

cause you're the bomb

That totally just made my day haha.

I wish you could be cosine squared and I could be sine squared. That way we could be one.

^From Beauty and the Geek. haha.

^ Lol! I remember watching that part.
Do you have a map? 'cause i just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23O5N9FFI

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.]
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd pick you and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see! (read it outloud)


ahhh... they crack me up.

I'll be needing my library card cause I'm checkin' you out.

Lol someone said that to me at the mall before !