Pick up lines with come backs!
>> >>>
>> >>> 1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>> >>>
>> >>> 2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
>> >>>
>> >>> 3.)Male: Your place or mine?
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
>> >>>
>> >>> 4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: I'm a female impersonator.
>> >>>
>> >>> 5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: DO NOT ENTER.
>> >>>
>> >>> 6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: Unfertilized.
>> >>>
>> >>> 7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
>> >>>
>> >>> 8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: But would you please stay there?
>> >>>
>> >>> 9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
>> >>>

Ha ha ha ~ ~ Thats funny~

How mean.















I love them.

I simply love them.

Haha. Ouch.

wooh..owwie.

those are great.

now i know how to get a come back to the hundreds of pick-up lines i (DONT) get a day.

ooo, harsh. lol. thats y lines dont really work no more

i find that mean yet very funni lmao

the sad part is some of my friends use these

ooo love the last one!!!!!!

Haha those are the best my friend had them on her profile once I was cracking up for a while.

>> >>> 8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>> >>>
>> >>> Female: But would you please stay there?

so good

I love the eggs one.

haha those are fantastic!!

hahahaha i LUV that one!!! i want a guy to use that on meeh so i can use that comeback

LoL those are funnie..the end of the world one..once a guy said that to my friend and she was like "aww how sweet..can you stay a while and take some pictures for me??" it doesnt sound as funnie online..but it was funnie at the time..

lol

rofl dose r good

hahas, some of them are pretty hilarious...

lol that's what they get for using such corny pickup lines :)

harsh but funny

M. Are you're parents retarded?
F. No, why?
M. Cause you seem special.

=]

LMAO!! thats great haha

ohhh ohhh i saw them somewhere before... i gotta use them on guys some times, but its kinda mean hahaha

hahah. I love those.

LoL I've heard all of those but they always get me laughing. Here are three of my own.

Man: "Would you like to come to my place?"
Woman: "I don't know, could two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to get in your pants."
Woman: "No that's alright. There's already one @$$hole in there."

Man: "I'd like to call you sometime. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phonebook."
Man: "But I don't even have your name."
Woman: "That's in the phonebook too."

LoL.

hmm what about this

>>>> Male: Did It Hurt
>>>> Female: What did?
>>>> Male:When u fell frome heaven...

Hmm..I dunno. I've heard that one a lot too..o.o;

other version!

>>>> Male: Did It Hurt
>>>> Female: What did?
>>>> Male: When I f***ed you last nite.

LOL!