Mmmmmmm just curious.


(I searched.)

What are morning woods?

oh nevermind.

Getting it isn't the problem. Its trying to put on jeans with it is whats frustrating.

Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to change in the locker room. Once I had to wait for (almost) everyone to leave before changing.

Everyday I think! I jack off in the morning (sometimes)!

Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find something to put on before I leave my room

^^ahah this thread is funny to read
poor guys.

I voted "Pretty much every day."

its no fair, girls should get morning wood

err.. 'morning wood..'

..?

My boyfriend always gets it, I can't help but laugh when he gets changed in the morning.

Its about time guys have something to complain about, girls have to go through a fair bit with their bodies.

I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm.

i laugh my ass off when my boyfriend has to battle with his jeans in the morning
it brings tears in my eyes

Thats raw.

yeah you seem like the type of person that would do that.

pretty much get it everyday, very annoying sometimes -.- specially when you are running late>.<

almost everyday.. dang it.. it has a mind of its own.. sux..

I get it, like, EVERY morning



Woahh! I've always been afraid of that... I have PE 5th period, so 4th period I try to prevent any boners from happening, and it's worked..
so far..

I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom walked in on me when I was trying to get it into my jeans.

HEY!
..thats not funny

Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina.

i'm so glad i'm a girl [:

girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP

guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood

girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating

and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes

and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.

No one was supposed to know that I have both..

well if u think about it..

i guess its better that u know it can go up.. without viagra..

then knowing it wont go up cuz ur old..

iono.. haha

me too i hate it i get it pretty much every morning and i always have to go to weights in the morning so yeah its a problem.

I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD

I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it's too cold to go outside in the morning... Oh wait... I get it now... no wait... yeah... we're still talking about trees...

How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morning? I only sleep with my boxers.. when i wake up, I go take a shower too so it wares off. My mom never saw me with a morning wood and I don't plan that she will anytime to my whole life. That's what L0CKS are for.

girls have periods. we think guys should have it too

Haha these are funny topics to read...

I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me 'cause I never see anyone first thing in the morning. If I do, it sucks because it's so obvious.

There are guys that don't get morning wood?

I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway.

Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.

A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!

fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone...

I know that women get kidney stones too, but for men it is coming out a smaller hole. And it doesn't always go away after you pass a few. My friend Brandon had them for a week and a friend I had in middle school had them for like a freaking year! I guess you got the cyst though, I really don't know much about them.

i only got it a couple times

i jack off in my sleep

lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke up with it and hes like u hafta give me a few minutes b4 i can get up...it was kinda funny

I get it now and than. It's just disturbing when someone comes in the room, and I'm like uhhh...... (x

uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild.

lol TBH, not really, if ever..

I always hear of it, but it never really happens.

I might get it DURING sleeping with the dreams n' all..but not right when I get up, which is a good thing.

what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just proves that god hates the male specie.

i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and im all rolled on my back with the blanket just everywhere else besides on me and she's just standing there laughing than some times my mom comes in...

I hate getting it, and then realizing that you have to be at school/work very soon, and you still have to go eat breakfast and you are forced to put on jeans because shorts are too flimsy and it will just plop back down and be easy to see. So I tend to walk with jeans and my arms crossed as if I were stretching so no one notices. Then I quickly sit down and cros smy legs and hurry and eat then get out of there :D

but yeah, I used to get it more often, now its just now and then.

edit: Phh women may have to go through all that pregnancy nonsense, but we have to deal with them throwing up loudly and interrupting our TV experience. Also the whole drive to the hospital thing, "Can I just finish this game real quick!?"

I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold shower can't even cure.

No fair, guys should have periods and have to worry about getting pregnant.

that's what i was thinking. :O

hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
i never knew
LOL
actually i never even heard of it before now.
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hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao

Sooooooooo true.